Apologies to any pharmacist that I may insult with this post. Ah what the hell, you deserve it.
Working in retail, mail order pharmacies really piss me off. I mean its not enough that us poor retail people get the “3 months for 1 copay” bullshit rubbed in our faces by our patients, but when you jerkoffs lose the prescription in the mail (or its late), who has to cover your ass when the patient is out of medication? Its the retail guys thats who!
You asshole chumps get special “mail order pharmacy” pricing on Rx medication, and super low pricing on shit like test strips and other diabetic supplies, but expect us retail folk to explain to the patient how to use their new shiny blood glucose machine for free.
You know what, eat shit! Shove that stamp up your ass!
I have half a mind to tell patients when they come in with your empty vials pleading for a few days supply of medication because their has not come in yet to go piss up a rope. Im not here to cover your mail-order ass. When a ignorant 80 year old comes in with that shiny new One Touch SuperElite Deluxe Model with 10000 buttons asking how to use it, I feel like telling them to go pay your asses a visit in your dark warehouses with fancy security doors.
I’m not here to pick up the pieces after you (or your patients) drop the ball and end up out of medications. I’m not your bitch when you’re getting 150 bucks for that 29 dollar glucose machine from MediCare and dont have to deal with the patient coming in 5 times becuase they cant match the code on the bottle with the code on the machine.
So the mantra for the mail-order pharmacy should be “do a half-ass piss-poor job because the retails chumps will cover your ass”. Reminds me of government workers.
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