Housekeeping Rambling – Year 2

Hi all! Its been a long 2 years since I started this site!
Once in a while I’ll do these housekeeping posts to inform all of the new viewers at home exactly what this site (i hate the word blog) is about, how to contact me, etc.
I am, as you can probably guess, a pharmacist. I work in the very bad part of town. I use this site to vent my frustration at the world and the public in general. I like to think of myself as the patron saint of retail pharmacy. I believe I am the first angry pharmacist on the internet, but that may be a push between myself and the DrugNazi.
To answer some questions you may have:

  • No, I am not this rude to my patients. I may have no problem shitting on the ground, I do have a problem shitting where I sleep.
  • No, I don’t hate doctors. There’s always a few out of the bunch that really piss me off, thats focused on them. Not those of you at home reading this. I know you doctors are spying on me from the comfort of your nice baby seal skin chair.
  • No, I don’t hate drug reps….. okay, thats a lie, i really do hate drug reps. Sorry, they make my life hell. If you’re a drug rep and reading this, I’m sorry, I hate your profession (not you personally). If you were unemployed maybe drugs would be cheaper for the rest of us. Plus doctors would actually have to use professional judgement, common sense, and brains (*gasp*) when looking at new medications rather than spoon feeding them what they want to hear via your large breasts and low cut tops. *shrug* Eat a dick. Should of given me those nice ‘doctor’ pens you hide from us. You know, the heavy ones that come in the little felt sleeve.
  • My email is druglord@thissitename.com I’m sure you can guess what ‘thissitename’ is. I get enough junk email making fun of my small penis and tiny breasts so you’ll have to use knowledge to email me (added bonus: weeds out the retards). You can email me pretty much anything. Questions, comments, nude photos you might be considering sending to penthouse but need another opinion, anything!
  • Unlike the DrugNazi, this site is for pharmacy related stuff, not political bantering and soapbox. I may get on the soapbox when it relates to pharmacy, but not on other stuff. I know i’ll piss you off with my views, so i’ll keep them to myself.
  • No, I dont know the DrugNazi. I keep on telling him to email me so we can go out on a drunken angry pharmacist escapade, but he’s too busy being angry at the world as he bends over for one of the corpo-mega-chains.
  • I use bad words. My mother reads this site and is ashamed that I use such foul language. She also doesn’t work with the public. Silly mom.
  • I’m not good with computers. I just click the little “Save” button and magically my words appear on my webpage. Dont ask me computer questions unless it involves Foundation Systems Inc pharmacy software. I’m good at that. If any of you at home work for them, drop me a line, I want to say hi. I might even plug your software here.
    In the past few years, this site has gone from getting about 10 views a day (mostly by me) to a metric (not imperial) buttload of views. What do I think about this? IM FUCKING FAMOUS! HOLLYWOOD HERE I COME-or maybe not. Hell, someone even created a site called theangriestpharmacist! Talk about riding in on my coattails! Sorry pal, unless you make the 10:00 news going on a killing rampage of minority welfare children I have you beat in the anger department hands down.
    I would however like for you to tell your pharmacy friends about this site so they can get a chuckle and realize that they are not alone floating in the sea of stupidity. I know most of you have, but I know a few of you are slow and need a little prodding.. “Go! Shoo! Fax this to your friends.. go now! Its okay! Mush!”

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  • 7 Comments

    1. drh says:

      Glad you’re back–missed you! It’s just not the same coming home from listening to blatant nasty rude drugseekers all day without your posts badmouthing them to cheer me up. Hope you’re feeling better!

    2. Alisha says:

      I just took a look at the angeriest pharmacist. Not nearly as entertaining.

    3. Canaduan ER MD says:

      “Plus doctors would actually have to use professional judgement, common sense, and brains (*gasp*) when looking at new medications rather than spoon feeding them what they want to hear via your large breasts and low cut tops. *shrug* Eat a dick.”
      Hallelujah, someone who holds the same opinion of drug reps 😉
      Love your blog.

    4. Daniel deVilliers says:

      I’ve had MRSA and CMRSA ( I live in the downtown east side of Vancouver BC Canada) MRSA ostimyelitis took the top four inches of my left femur two years ago. Was on vanco lots. Canada pays for it. ) Noticed this when looking for ways to abuse my Fentanyl patches.

    5. Will says:

      I just went on the angriest pharmacist, and this is what I said to him.
      Hey angriest pharmacist guy. To reply to one of your earliest questions, you do not have a fan club because you are what’s called a “biter”. Are you in some way related to theangrypharmact? To me, you are like those people on state who come in and say “I don’t want the generic metronidazole, I know the state would pay for brand”. The drug would work the same, you just think your better than everyone else so you get the brand. Have a great life.

    6. Dave says:

      Damn – I wish my doctor husband (surgeon) made enough money to have a nice baby seal skin chair. I mean, yeah, I guess he did buy me a range rover for my birthday, and, well, stuff like that, but this ain’t the 70’s and 80’s anymore. There ain’t dun be no cash floatin’ around in the med biz like there was.
      Besides, leave the poor seals alone.

    7. Shy Intern says:

      “No, I dont know the DrugNazi. I keep on telling him to email me so we can go out on a drunken angry pharmacist escapade, but he’s too busy being angry at the world as he bends over for one of the corpo-mega-chains.”
      Hey, if that ever works out, can I tag along? I’m pretty fun when it comes to drunken escapades 😉

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