So I haven’t poked fun at The Angriest Pharmacist in a while. You know, the pharmacist who ripped off my idea, “Mountain Misted” (instead of Mountain Dew) my domain name, put his site up doing *gasp* the same thing that I do etc. Now, he is selling t-shirts with stuff that I made up on them.
Lets refresh everyones memory. Back in May of last year when I made up Fatsomyalgia in my Fibromyalgia rant
I wonder if carrying all of that excess weight around has anything to
do with your chronic muscle pain? Nothing a little soma and valium
wont fix! Oh wait, we should feel sorry for them because they have
fibromyalgia. Lets just rename the disease FATSOmyalgia and stop with
So, in response to his blatant douchebaggery, I got my crack team of internet lawyers together and we have come to the agreement that if The Angriest Pharmacist sells one of these fatsomyalgia t-shirts, he shall erect a shrine to me in his house *AND* give me 1/2 of the profits as a royalty. That’s right, a shrine TO ME and enough change for me to go and buy a life. He has agreed to the shrine and will take pictures to prove it.
On another note, I am working on TAP coffee mugs with my killer custom
logo on them for your coffee drinking pleasure. Not just text, but a
hand drawn picture of a pharmacist shooting pills out of a machine-gun.
Stay tunes, bigger things are in the works. However new-post notifications are broken until I can figure out why its blasting out old post notifications to everyone.
- Paying the PBM’s to service them.
- Im dreaming of a Crackhead Christmas.
- SOMABOTS, TRANSFORM!
- A pharmacist example for non-pharmacists.
- Trying to not kill your patients.
- An open letter to my patients.
- The FDA obviously hates the public and needs to lay off the crack pipe.
- How to make your pharmacy career less painful.