According to the scientific trends that every pharmacist sees every day in a retail settings, the future of humanity will possess 3 major characteristics:
- Morbidly Obese (I’ll just use the “offensive” term FAT from here on out)
You see, characteristics #1 and #2 GUARANTEE (as in Billy Mays and the Sham-WOW guy GUARANTEE) that they will copulate with anything. This is 100% fact, that the fat and ugly will have sex with ANYTHING that says yes. This applies to both male and female. Note that you must be both FAT and UGLY. I realize that “beauty is in the eye of the beholder, blah blah blah”, but how many butt-ass ugly women come into your store with a hoard of children who tear apart your shelves? Yeah; they put out, that’s how they got those fuck trophies.
Characteristic #3 will GUARANTEE that they will not use any sort of contraception, common sense, or planning. It also GUARANTEES that they will be on welfare for the rest of their lives. I realize that I’m painting with a broad brush here (who? me? never!); but how hard is it to get some FREE birth control or FREE condoms and USE THEM. How hard is it to say no? Pregnancy isn’t some magical mystical force where we really “aren’t sure” how babies are made, nor is it some knowledge reserved for college people like Krebs Cycle.
Now, due to overly-simplified-and-made-up-genetics, the offspring of 2 fat/ugly/stupid people will have a 75% chance of being fat/ugly/stupid UNLESS their parents have some sort of combo-breaker recessive gene that halts this downward spiral. Rare chance I know, but when you have a litter of 6 like some of these women do, that gene HAS to surface. Therefore 1 out of 4 children will grow up to be successful members of society who’s tax dollars are going towards his/her 3 fat/ugly/stupid welfare brethren whom are breeding out of control.
The time is now people. Swine flu isn’t a pandemic, but the breeding of the fat/ugly/stupid is!
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