Archive for December, 2010

An Xmas poem that beats the shit out of mine

This is taken from Apothecary Tales.  Its too well written and too funny to have me just skip over it: Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house All the crackheads were stirring, much like a crackhead mouse The Promethazine poured, from the bottle with care In hopes that St. Codeine, would bring plenty […]

Saturday, December 25th, 2010

We wish you a merry Crackmas!

Here are a few things that I have written to celebrate the overly-medicated holiday season: The 12 days of Crackmas: On the twelfth day of Crackmas, my pharmy sent to me: Twelve Prior Auths, On the eleventh day of Crackmas, my pharmy sent to me: Eleven Screaming Patients, On the tenth day of Crackmas, my […]

Saturday, December 25th, 2010

The truth about California pharmacy tech licenses

Pharmacy tech schools/programs are cropping up around here in California like herpes after the prom.  I, for one, am sick and tired of these schools duping young ignorant students into handing over their hard-earned money to get some half-assed education when they can avoid it all together.  Thats why my friends, I am going to […]

Thursday, December 2nd, 2010

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