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Cleanup on aisle 4.. now 5… oh damn.

So life has been slow around the Angry Pharmacy.  Same crackheads, same rants, same bullshit.  Hence why the posts have been really slowing down.  I’m going to throw in a funny post in the midst of bitching how pharmacy is going to be ruined by Express Scripts and MediCal for your enjoyment. Now there is [...]

Wednesday, February 1st, 2012

Shooting yourself in the foot, 10% at a time.

Something bad happened in California this year.  Something very very bad.  Something so improperly thought out that it could ONLY happen in California.  Something so horrible that it forces you to wonder if the person who came up with this was drunk, stoned, or just an absolute fucking idiot. I’m of course, talking about the [...]

Friday, December 9th, 2011

All in the same boat

Before I continue on my usual tirade of broad stereotypes, foul language, and shit that makes Drug Topics avoid me like a crackhead the night before a holiday weekend; this post is dedicated to the brave men and women who risk their sanity day in and day out so the ungrateful masses can focus on [...]

Wednesday, November 16th, 2011

Careastatin, 0 refills remaining.

Anyone who has been in a relationship (professional – personal, it doesn’t matter) knows that it takes two to tango.  Your patients come in, put their life in your good judgement, and in return you may have to do things that are ethically sound, yet legally grey at best. I’m talking about the dreaded ’0 [...]

Friday, September 16th, 2011

How to succeed at retail pharmacy according to the chains

So during my 0.004 second lunch during the clusterfuck of a day after a holiday, I checked out this article on DrugTopics.  Nothing special at face value, however this paragraph really bugged me: Several factors led Morton’s executives to make the decision to sell most of its retail pharmacy business. “It’s the declining reimbursement environment, [...]

Tuesday, September 6th, 2011

The dreaded RTS

What is the public enemy number 1 of any pharmacy?  No, its not the patients. Its the dreaded RTS bin. Thats right! The Return To Stock bin.  The glorious bin of drugs that patients called in to have refilled “RIGHT NOW” yet never got off their lazy asses to come and pick up.  You know, [...]

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2011

Pissing into the wind of medicine

This is all made up.  Uh huh.  Its a bit of a hard read to protect the identity of the stupid er.. the made up stupid… Uh huh. It was your usual day at the Angry Pharmacy. I got a call from a resident that I’m on fairly good terms with.  She wanted to increase [...]

Wednesday, June 8th, 2011

The true story about Retail Pharmacists and Twitter Doctors

Ive been asked on more than one occasion (by MDs), why the ‘Angry Doctors’ on Twitter have such a strong Pharmacist following.  Since I have undertaken the task of being the official spokesperson of Pharmacy on twitter, I decided to turn this answer into a well though out response vs a 120 character tweet. If [...]

Saturday, May 28th, 2011

EXTREME UNPROFESSIONAL MAKEOVER -or- PIMP MY UNPROFESSIONALISM

I’m taking a break from my usual silence (I think i’ve flogged the welfare crackwhore/dumbshit patient enough) to comment on a few important points.  Social sites and you. Thats right, Facebook, Twitter, etc and the drama/flak they cause (as well as the laughs). I want to start with a story.  When I was a lowly [...]

Wednesday, May 25th, 2011

My made up graduation speech

I’ve always wanted to speak at a pharmacy school graduation.  Give my thoughtful insight of my many years in the trenches of a profession that is going down the shitter faster than that burrito I had on cinco-de-mayo.  If I ever received the privilege of talking to a classroom full of new graduates and their [...]

Friday, May 13th, 2011

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