A wise man (OK, its my employer, fine) told me that the smartest investment a business can make is in its employees.  That’s right, happy employees mean productive employees which are good for the customer, business, everyone. I sure as shit wouldn’t be happy if my employer rewarded complete dickhead patient behavior with gift-cards.  In [...]

By the time you read this, the Vaccine = Autism published by the BJM will be old news (Yes, I do write a bunch of rants at once and have them post at a later date).  However lets take a closer look at this whole situation. Lets keep in mind that I don’t belittle Autism [...]

Everyone has heard that Pharmacists are one of the most “trusted” professions.  Sure nurses yanked that out from under us a number of years ago, but the fact that we are still on the “trusted” scoreboard started to make me wonder what exactly about what we do makes us so “trusted”? Patients dont trust us.  [...]

This is taken from Apothecary Tales.  Its too well written and too funny to have me just skip over it: Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house All the crackheads were stirring, much like a crackhead mouse The Promethazine poured, from the bottle with care In hopes that St. Codeine, would bring plenty [...]

Here are a few things that I have written to celebrate the overly-medicated holiday season: The 12 days of Crackmas: On the twelfth day of Crackmas, my pharmy sent to me: Twelve Prior Auths, On the eleventh day of Crackmas, my pharmy sent to me: Eleven Screaming Patients, On the tenth day of Crackmas, my [...]

Pharmacy tech schools/programs are cropping up around here in California like herpes after the prom.  I, for one, am sick and tired of these schools duping young ignorant students into handing over their hard-earned money to get some half-assed education when they can avoid it all together.  Thats why my friends, I am going to [...]

I get a lot of drug ad crap in the mail, but once in a while one really attracts my attention in a real ‘WTF were they thinking’ way. Take Exhibit A: Now Miralax is like Metamucil, it makes you poop.  Now I’m not sure what floats your boat, but if I were constipated and [...]

How many of those at home have gotten an Rx that looks something like this: Wellbutrin 150 QD or Depakote 250 QD or Effexor 75 BID Now how many of those at home after getting these prescriptions felt the urge to slam their face into the counter.  For those not in pharmacy (or for those [...]

Time to set the record straight as to why I act the way I do (as if there was any question).

This isn’t new to people who follow me on Twitter or on Facebook, however I’d like to share with you something that I have made: Stay tuned for more AngryTV (since the site that makes this is AWESOME) as well as some user submitted gems.  If you make one, comment with the link and I’ll [...]