All in favor of putting winning lotto numbers on the Rx label so the pts will actually READ THE FUCKING THINGS say Aye… AYE! # "Have my meds been ok'd yet?" *Looking through 5 non-narcs and one vicodin thats not been ok'd* "Nope, not your vicodin" "DAMN OKAY BYE!" # If you call more than [...]

"He opened 10 years of un-attended vagina.. Now it's like Godzilla trying to sit on any erect building it comes across" SO TRUE! HAHAHA! #

I hate it when random idiots walk up when we call someone elses name as if its them. Learn your fucking name dipshit. # Even my fucking dog knows its own name. Theres no reason why you cant learn how your own name sounds. # And dont give me this "Well its not their native [...]

Theres no mistake why Fentanyl, Friend, Fantastic, and Fabulous all start with the same letter. Oh, Versed is good too. # QOTD during my procedure "I need more fentanyl. My face isnt numb and I haven't asked for an early refill yet" <– WTF? # Then I got Versed, and the next thing I remember [...]

Alright bitches, its almost showtime. GoLytely is chillin in the fridge.. The 4 docusate are ready to go, and im fucking starving. # Alright, 4 ducolax are down, time for glass #1 #tapLytely # Oh sweet jesus, this stuff tastes like ice cold piss # Like seriously, this crap tastes horrible, and the flavor packets [...]

Reminder, my live tweetcast of a gallon of go-lytely doing the indy 500 through my GI track starts tomrorow, ~7pm Pacific. # Regarding Tomorrow: "This shit is going to be off the hook! And down my legs, and splattered on the back of my balls, my ass, etc" # I have instructed the wife go [...]

My gallon of GoLytely taunted me today. I was not pleased. # Election years is like GoLytely; yeah, it sucks when it explodes out of your asshole, but after its all done it really doesnt matter. # To the GI docs out there, can I chase go-lytely with vodka? Its clear! #

One Angry Pharmacist, One bottle of GoLytely, One Colonoscopy. A Twitter Exclusive, #taplightly – Be here for the play by play. 9/11/12 # If you thought the Mag Citrate was bad, prepare for the torrent. #taplightly # No really, I am going to drink a gallon of fucking golytely and give you all the play [...]

Ever have that point in your life when you're just fucking done with everything? Just had enough? Just happened to me, just now. fml. # The emotional/mental trauma caused by on-the-job events in medicine/pharmacy is often overlooked by the general public. #

Well today already went to shit, I woke up this morning. # Sitting here thinking at what point will some asshole ruin my day. Its like russian roulette of pharmacy. # You know what solves burnout? Having bills to pay and a family to provide for. No choice but to suck it up and fucking [...]