Archive for the 'Pharmacists' Category

Paying the PBM’s to service them.

So I had this nice 2014 post queued up that involved: Me shutting down the site and hanging it up. Me meeting this awesome hospital pharmy named Michelle who has (of all else) a totally awesome cooking website that (used to) throw down f-bombs worse than yours truly AND wrote a kick-ass cook-book (plus she […]

Wednesday, January 8th, 2014

Im dreaming of a Crackhead Christmas.

I hate the holidays. There, I said it.  We should take the Christ out of Christmas and throw in Crack.  Call it Crackmas from here on out, because that is the kind of shit myself and other retail pharmacists need to deal with on a daily basis this time of the year.  Soma and Norco […]

Friday, December 20th, 2013

Angry Tweets for 2012-09-29

All in favor of putting winning lotto numbers on the Rx label so the pts will actually READ THE FUCKING THINGS say Aye… AYE! # "Have my meds been ok'd yet?" *Looking through 5 non-narcs and one vicodin thats not been ok'd* "Nope, not your vicodin" "DAMN OKAY BYE!" # If you call more than […]

Saturday, September 29th, 2012

Angry Tweets for 2012-09-24

"He opened 10 years of un-attended vagina.. Now it's like Godzilla trying to sit on any erect building it comes across" SO TRUE! HAHAHA! #

Monday, September 24th, 2012

Angry Tweets for 2012-09-22

I hate it when random idiots walk up when we call someone elses name as if its them. Learn your fucking name dipshit. # Even my fucking dog knows its own name. Theres no reason why you cant learn how your own name sounds. # And dont give me this "Well its not their native […]

Saturday, September 22nd, 2012

Angry Tweets for 2012-09-13

Theres no mistake why Fentanyl, Friend, Fantastic, and Fabulous all start with the same letter. Oh, Versed is good too. # QOTD during my procedure "I need more fentanyl. My face isnt numb and I haven't asked for an early refill yet" <– WTF? # Then I got Versed, and the next thing I remember […]

Thursday, September 13th, 2012

Angry Tweets for 2012-09-12

Alright bitches, its almost showtime. GoLytely is chillin in the fridge.. The 4 docusate are ready to go, and im fucking starving. # Alright, 4 ducolax are down, time for glass #1 #tapLytely # Oh sweet jesus, this stuff tastes like ice cold piss # Like seriously, this crap tastes horrible, and the flavor packets […]

Wednesday, September 12th, 2012

Angry Tweets for 2012-09-11

Reminder, my live tweetcast of a gallon of go-lytely doing the indy 500 through my GI track starts tomrorow, ~7pm Pacific. # Regarding Tomorrow: "This shit is going to be off the hook! And down my legs, and splattered on the back of my balls, my ass, etc" # I have instructed the wife go […]

Tuesday, September 11th, 2012

Angry Tweets for 2012-09-06

My gallon of GoLytely taunted me today. I was not pleased. # Election years is like GoLytely; yeah, it sucks when it explodes out of your asshole, but after its all done it really doesnt matter. # To the GI docs out there, can I chase go-lytely with vodka? Its clear! #

Thursday, September 6th, 2012

Angry Tweets for 2012-09-05

One Angry Pharmacist, One bottle of GoLytely, One Colonoscopy. A Twitter Exclusive, #taplightly – Be here for the play by play. 9/11/12 # If you thought the Mag Citrate was bad, prepare for the torrent. #taplightly # No really, I am going to drink a gallon of fucking golytely and give you all the play […]

Wednesday, September 5th, 2012

The Angry Pharmacist is Stephen Fry proof thanks to caching by WP Super Cache