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Angry Tweets for 2012-05-16

Im sober, theres not a drop of fucking booze in the house, I have a dentist appt right before work, can life suck any more? # Oh, yeah, retail pharmacist, thanks for bringing that up assholes. #

Wednesday, May 16th, 2012

Angry Tweets for 2012-05-12

The anthem for today boys and girls: http://t.co/VtQT8vBm # My Soma brings all the boys to the store, damn right its cheaper than yours, I'll fill it early but i'll have to charge. # Fuck, my soma did bring all the boys to the yard, now I wish they would go away and stop yelling [...]

Saturday, May 12th, 2012

Angry Tweets for 2012-05-11

Its Friday at 12:01am. I should probably start counting vicodin/soma now so I wont be behind when the doors open at 7. # Hey @Lexi_Comp if I give you free advertising on my site will you give me LexiComplete for free.. #

Friday, May 11th, 2012

Angry Tweets for 2012-05-10

I was going to write something funny, but some asshole decided to RTS 10 of the 20 medications he called in to be filled. #

Thursday, May 10th, 2012

Angry Tweets for 2012-05-07

Mexican Food + Lots of beer drinking = National air freshener holiday. #

Monday, May 7th, 2012

Angry Tweets for 2012-05-06

Who's got 2 thumbs and mounts a GoPro to his daughters toys? Bob Kelso. #FOREVERALONE # My daughters turd size:body mass ratio would be like me shitting out telephone poles. Guess big assholes run in the family. # Off to go ride my daughters GoPro enhanced toys around while shes not looking. #crashcam #

Sunday, May 6th, 2012

Angry Tweets for 2012-05-03

Every time I see an ER script I think of my twitter ER doc friends. That their jobs are just as fucking frustrating as mine is. # Though I think its just trolling gold to have an ER patient wait for 6 hours so I can make them wait another hour for their Rx for [...]

Thursday, May 3rd, 2012

Angry Tweets for 2012-04-26

"This genetic drug dont work for me!" "Well then you can pay for brand name." "This genetic drug works damn good for me!" # So for those of you NOT in pharmacy, when I talk about a "genetic" drug, I mean generic, because patients love calling generic "genetic". # I got interviewed today: "What is [...]

Thursday, April 26th, 2012

Angry Tweets for 2012-04-21

I got 1 big bottle and 2 little bottles of Gin from @TheAngryBKBJ for not beating him this week. Tempted to drink & smash on his head. #

Saturday, April 21st, 2012

Angry Tweets for 2012-04-19

Protip: If you need to bring in your wife to explain a early methadone fill, make sure shes less fucked up as you are. # OH GOD QUIT CRYING ON THE COUNTER! ITS NOT MY FAULT YOUR LIFE SUCKS SO QUIT BLAMING ME. # Time to see whats in The Angry Liquor Cabinet… Fuck, this [...]

Thursday, April 19th, 2012

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