Female Tech: Can you look at my throat to see if its raw // Me: Well there is an oval shaped bruise back there (lie) // Tech: …. // Me: !! # I support any organization that help prevents unwanted fuck-trophies and allows you to go bareback on your honey. Mostly the bareback part. # [...]

Im a fucking tool for spelling AISLE as ISLE. Good thing I only count by 5's for a living. #

Got a phony script last week. Im sure the 5 doctors who never worked in this city, the #240 oxycontin, or the 5 refills was the red flag. # Best line from another RPh after getting phony script: "This script is as phony as my wife's orgasms!" I cant top that one folks! # That [...]

I think I must of died during my last part of pharmacy school and are stuck in hell. #

Today I seriously considered ending it all with a spatula to the jugular. # If you are thinking of an depressing and miserable career in pharmacy, go volunteer at your local pharmacy this month. # Whoever said "You can't buy happiness" must of been a pharmacist. # Props to WAG for telling Express Scripts to [...]

Who's got 2 thumbs and has that fucking trololol song i posted earlier stuck on auto-loop in his head? Bob Fucking Kelso # Floater (to me): What the fuck is that song you're singing. Me: trololol lol lol hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo! *pointing* #makeitstop # Goal for the day, to have all my tweets [...]

Well today went 'better'. Thats like saying you got fucked in the ass with lube instead of without is 'better'. # I so want to fucking play this video so bad when I deny someone an early fill for pain pills: http://t.co/i8OghjDG #

"I want mah MS-Kawtin! The nurse said she could just call them in." Yeeeeeeah, you do that nurse….. # What a fucked up day. Lunch was awesome, but the rest of the day was just F-U-C-K-D — FUCKED! # So, retail peeps. Hows that D.0 conversion treating you? I should use smaller words since you [...]

Gee, go figure, the D0 claim format conversion went off like a fart in church. # Ever notice that if you take LANTUS and remove the L and T you get ANUS? #cannotunsee # Why does Barr name their generic BCP the most horrible, nonsense, useless fucking names on the planet. # I mean really, [...]

My new years resolution is to drink more, and become more of an asshole to fuckheads. #