http://www.theangrypharmacist.com Rants from the most trusted profession. Tue, 07 Feb 2012 15:55:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 http://www.theangrypharmacist.com/archives/2012/02/angry-tweets-for-2012-02-07.html http://www.theangrypharmacist.com/archives/2012/02/angry-tweets-for-2012-02-07.html#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 15:55:00 +0000 theangrypharmacist http://www.theangrypharmacist.com/archives/2012/02/angry-tweets-for-2012-02-07.html

I should create the first pharmacy/bar. PharmBar. Have a few shots while we fill your prescription. Make sure to tip your pharmacist! #

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Figures karma would get me. No less than 24 hours after that shitting-in-store rant I get a case of the Burger King Ass Chowder(tm). #

Am I bad person for intentionally holding an obviously drunk patient's Rx back here so I can see them act like a douche in the store? #

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Female Tech: Can you look at my throat to see if its raw // Me: Well there is an oval shaped bruise back there (lie) // Tech: …. // Me: !! #

I support any organization that help prevents unwanted fuck-trophies and allows you to go bareback on your honey. Mostly the bareback part. #

If you disagree with my last tweet you obviously haven't gone bareback without worrying about that Roman Coitus Interruptus spoiling the fun #

EScript for a not covered med, no responses to faxes, phone number goes to a IVR tree (not to the clinic), no MD license info. #

Its like this doctor is doing everything in his/her power to make me NOT able to fill this medication. This is fucking horrible. #

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Im a fucking tool for spelling AISLE as ISLE. Good thing I only count by 5's for a living. #

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Got a phony script last week. Im sure the 5 doctors who never worked in this city, the #240 oxycontin, or the 5 refills was the red flag. #

Best line from another RPh after getting phony script: "This script is as phony as my wife's orgasms!" I cant top that one folks! #

That script was so doctored I expected drug reps to give me copies of it and tote it as the next best thing in medicine. #

Tomorrow is going to suck. Drinking choices are Triple-Sec or vermouth #

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I think I must of died during my last part of pharmacy school and are stuck in hell. #

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Today I seriously considered ending it all with a spatula to the jugular. #

If you are thinking of an depressing and miserable career in pharmacy, go volunteer at your local pharmacy this month. #

Whoever said "You can't buy happiness" must of been a pharmacist. #

Props to WAG for telling Express Scripts to fuck off with their shitty $0.40 (!!!) dispensing fee (and an AWP cut that lowers every year) #

A big fuck you to CVS and Rite-Aid for accepting $0.40 as an acceptable dispensing fee from Express Scripts. You wonder why pharmacy sucks. #

So since CVS and RAD accepted a $0.40 dispensing fee from Express Scripts, how long until every other PBM pays a 40 cent dispensing fee. #

So next time you're down all your techs, with a queue of 100 making 0.40/rx, thank CVS/RAD and Express Scripts for setting the bar low. #

What CVS/RAD dont realize, that sure you lose EScript Rx's, but you also lose a bunch of busy work for little to no profit. #

So your profit goes down, but your cost of goods also goes down. You are just spinning your wheels with nothing to show for it. #

In the mean time, CVS/RAD have shown the other PBM's that pharmacies will take a fucking piddly ass 0.40/rx dispensing fee. Fuck that. #

So thanks CVS/RAD for fucking it up for all of us out there. I hope Express Scripts fucks you in the ass so hard your nose starts bleeding. #

Im drunk, bitching at work, and @DrGhaheri is drawing Pokemon. I went into the wrong line of work. #

Aww fuck, someone got me on video: http://t.co/BVfGFVe4 #

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Who's got 2 thumbs and has that fucking trololol song i posted earlier stuck on auto-loop in his head? Bob Fucking Kelso #

Floater (to me): What the fuck is that song you're singing. Me: trololol lol lol hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo! *pointing* #makeitstop #

Goal for the day, to have all my tweets use an internet meme. Problem Crackhead? #

PATIENTS! Y U NO BE SMART!!! #

Mother of God this woman smells like…. i cant describe it.. Its like rotting flesh with green vaginal discharge all baking #memeday #

I dont always have money – But when I do I spent it on Cigs and Lotto tickets than my Rx Copays #mostinterestingmemeintheworld #

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Well today went 'better'. Thats like saying you got fucked in the ass with lube instead of without is 'better'. #

I so want to fucking play this video so bad when I deny someone an early fill for pain pills: http://t.co/i8OghjDG #

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"I want mah MS-Kawtin! The nurse said she could just call them in." Yeeeeeeah, you do that nurse….. #

What a fucked up day. Lunch was awesome, but the rest of the day was just F-U-C-K-D — FUCKED! #

So, retail peeps. Hows that D.0 conversion treating you? I should use smaller words since you all are probably drunk by now. #

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