How many MD's out there know the diff between CCB's that end in -DIPINE and Verapamil/Diltiazem? I bet about 4, all cardiologists. # Do you even know what -DIPINE even means? # Dont listen to @RxPatrol, locking your C2's in the safe is ticket to a gun pointed to the back of your head with [...]

Oh great, daylight savings time. That mean the crackheads will get their vicodin refill ONE HOUR SOONER. #

Stories related to early vicodin refills should take place much like The Gong Show. One Gong and you're on your way out. # WTF Snookie is pregnant? Man, and I thought my patients failed at life. # If you're a student who is thinking of an EXCITING CAREER in pharmacy, I suggest you start drinking [...]

So, there had better be a fucking party on twitter that I'm missing, because im pissed and have had a shitty week. #

Whoever made the law making facial stabbing with a pen illegal obviously wasn't a pharmacist. #

Pharmacy would be a lot more fun if we were like bartenders where people could buy us shots of vicodin and oxycontin. # Who's vicodin do I need to fill early to get some fucking nachos around here #

Soma Soma on the wall… Who is the most unprofessional one of all….. # A prostate exam by Captain Hook would have a better outcome than work today. # Aruging politics is like watching old people fuck – frustrating and embarrassing for all involved. #

WHY THE FUCK AM I UP SO EARLY. #

There are few problems in pharmacy that can't be solved by alcohol, pornography, a crowbar and a 60 dram vial. # We need disgusting pharmacy porn, like scat porn involving go-lytely or golden (orange?) showers porn while loaded up on pyridium. # Actually I wonder if you take go-lytely + mag citrate if its possible [...]

I'd like to give a big fuck you to everyone out there who makes mine, your doctors, and our staff's lives a living hell. # When we hear you voice and we sigh on the phone, its because you're either a fucking asshole or someone who cant wipe their ass by themself # Pony the [...]