My new years resolution is to drink more, and become more of an asshole to fuckheads. #

Person came in, asked to borrow a blue pen, went outside, returned with altered Rx with THE BLUE PEN HE BORROWED FROM US. #wtf # I used to be an MD, then I took an arrow to the knee…. #skyrim #meme # Just FYI, I've never played skyrim. That cuts into precious drinking/why did I [...]

Secret Santa gift exchange at work. My santa got me booze. All the RPh's got booze. What does that tell you about pharmacy? # Getting your Intern License the 1st semester of pharmacy school (when you know nothing) is hazing. I approve of this, greatly. # Nothing says "you better fucking learn this RIGHT NOW" [...]

Whats the big issue with gen Lipitor? Its 20 bucks cheaper than trade, and no Medicare Part D's take it d/t bribes. # Make generic lipitor cheaper than simvastatin, then my dick will get hard over it. #

So how many of you Cali retail people are getting fucked by the MediCal 10% cuts? What? All of you? # So, why do chiropractors never hesitate to throw "Doctor" in front of their names, but Pharmacists are reluctant to? # If you make a difference in one patients life, they will be sure to [...]

My soul exists only as an 8oz bottle of Actavis Prometh w/ Codine, Vicodin, Valium and Soma. # Amazing how the salvation of pharmacy is made by the metabolism of sugar by yeast in an oxygen deprived environment. # I want to loop this in the pharmacy all day and see how many people I [...]

Yeah, Lipitor goes generic soon, big fucking deal. Wake me up when they make Vicodin OTC, thats something that will wet my panties. # The amount of shit I have seen in the last 2 days cannot be expressed in words, only shots of alcohol. # The Twilight movie made a bazillion dollars, yet California [...]

Party up tonight pharmacy peeps, for the pharmpocalypse comes tomorrow morning. #

Someone asked if we have a Black Friday deal on Vicodin/Soma. I quoted them our regular price + $5 stupidity fee. They happily paid it. #

People as we speak are lined up overnight in front of stores. These same people cant wait 20mins for their Rx's to be properly filled. FML # I mean really, people are really that fucking stupid. They will wait in line OVERNIGHT yet bitch when YOU have to order something. # To make matters worse, [...]