Archive for the 'The Wonderful Public' Category

Im dreaming of a Crackhead Christmas.

I hate the holidays. There, I said it.  We should take the Christ out of Christmas and throw in Crack.  Call it Crackmas from here on out, because that is the kind of shit myself and other retail pharmacists need to deal with on a daily basis this time of the year.  Soma and Norco […]

Friday, December 20th, 2013

A pharmacist example for non-pharmacists.

Holy shit, its almost been a year. No, Im not dead.  Just took a small vacation from the site.  Family, work, etc.  It happens. Ive been going through the (years worth) of comments posted to this site, and from what I can see, they seem to follow a common trend: Im an asshole, and all […]

Tuesday, September 10th, 2013

Trying to not kill your patients.

Yeah yeah, I havent been posting.  Lets get the fuck over that and go into how I almost ended a patient’s life today with nothing more than a counting tray, and a glass pint bottle of prometh with codeine (dont even start to tell me you haven’t thought of doing it). There is a little […]

Thursday, September 20th, 2012

An open letter to my patients.

Dear patient standing in front of me. Yes, I mean you.  You standing at the counter eye-fucking my forehead.  Listen, I’m sorry its taking so long to fill your prescription.  I mean you’ve been standing there for a whopping 5 mins not including the time it took my girls to verify that all of the […]

Friday, May 25th, 2012

Cleanup on aisle 4.. now 5… oh damn.

So life has been slow around the Angry Pharmacy.  Same crackheads, same rants, same bullshit.  Hence why the posts have been really slowing down.  I’m going to throw in a funny post in the midst of bitching how pharmacy is going to be ruined by Express Scripts and MediCal for your enjoyment. Now there is […]

Wednesday, February 1st, 2012

All in the same boat

Before I continue on my usual tirade of broad stereotypes, foul language, and shit that makes Drug Topics avoid me like a crackhead the night before a holiday weekend; this post is dedicated to the brave men and women who risk their sanity day in and day out so the ungrateful masses can focus on […]

Wednesday, November 16th, 2011

Careastatin, 0 refills remaining.

Anyone who has been in a relationship (professional – personal, it doesn’t matter) knows that it takes two to tango.  Your patients come in, put their life in your good judgement, and in return you may have to do things that are ethically sound, yet legally grey at best. I’m talking about the dreaded ‘0 […]

Friday, September 16th, 2011

The dreaded RTS

What is the public enemy number 1 of any pharmacy?  No, its not the patients. Its the dreaded RTS bin. Thats right! The Return To Stock bin.  The glorious bin of drugs that patients called in to have refilled “RIGHT NOW” yet never got off their lazy asses to come and pick up.  You know, […]

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2011

Pissing into the wind of medicine

This is all made up.  Uh huh.  Its a bit of a hard read to protect the identity of the stupid er.. the made up stupid… Uh huh. It was your usual day at the Angry Pharmacy. I got a call from a resident that I’m on fairly good terms with.  She wanted to increase […]

Wednesday, June 8th, 2011

Vaccines, Autism, and Dipshit Jenny McCarthy

By the time you read this, the Vaccine = Autism published by the BJM will be old news (Yes, I do write a bunch of rants at once and have them post at a later date).  However lets take a closer look at this whole situation. Lets keep in mind that I don’t belittle Autism […]

Saturday, February 5th, 2011

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