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Once in a while, you'll get a patient handout for a drug that just cant help but make you laugh. Patient handouts are meant so even the village idiot can get their meanings. Lets take a look at Xeloda's patient information sheet and angrypharmacistize(tm) it.
STOP TAKING XELODA IF YOU EXPERIENCE ANY OF THESE SIDE EFFECTS
Your tech starts giving you lip.
You start to have conversations with your poop.
You decide to only communicate with your tech using the universal pimp-slap.
You decide to take a poop without pulling up your nightgown.
You can only poop in your nightgown under the moonlight.
You kick all the crackheads out of your store.. Literally.
You grow an evil villan mustache
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