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Best Pharmacy Haiku Ever!

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Sandi sent me this Haiku that she wrote. I swear it should be in every pharmacy out there.
you have a new card
crystal ball isn’t working
we must have the card
insurance says no
you say the answer is yes
who do I believe
insurance won’t pay
the prescription is too soon
come back tomorrow

Comments #

Comment by Auspharm Student on 2007-07-23 04:48:09 -0700 #

That is a great poem. It explains it so simply. Keep up the good work angry pharmacist and sandi

Comment by fred on 2007-07-23 09:11:39 -0700 #

i hung this in my pharmacy.. love it.

Comment by Richard on 2007-07-23 09:48:22 -0700 #

i am printing that and taping it to each of my annoying patients’ foreheads.
that will make it easier for me to recite when they ask me the same stupid question over and over again.

Comment by Alex Fragosa on 2007-07-24 15:31:05 -0700 #

I work at a pharmacy, im not a pharmacist, but im a technician. I can totally relate with what you’re talking about and I think this website is great. 🙂

Comment by Ole’ Apothecary on 2007-08-01 19:57:24 -0700 #

CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE HAIKU
What is dope
yours
Who is dope
you