Angry Tweets for 2011-01-11

  • Fuck. Its monday. Shoot me. #
  • Today blew donkey cock. Yes, the cock of a donkey. #
  • One of my clerks is sqwaking about something dumb. I'm about ready to give her something substantial to complain about. #
  • If today somehow involved my nuts being crushed in a drawer, it would be the perfect storm of clusterfuckness. #
  • No, you cannot borrow our hand mirror to take to the OB next door so you can "show him something he missed". #
  • Wow, if I go outside I can hear Oregon sobbing. #

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