Angry Tweets for 2011-01-21

  • Some uppity bitchy state-assistant winner couldn't pay for her $10 copays, but could shell out money for Alli. #
  • Was I a bad person for "forgetting" to tell her about Alli's side effects of shitting your pants? Hm, guess you shouldn't be a loud bitch #
  • Whenever I get an ounce of hope that maybe humanity isnt that bad, a patient walks in the front door screaming. #
  • Oh, and I did try to tell the Alli patient about the side effects, but she was too busy waving me off while her cell phone rang. Bitch. #
  • Doctors who put refills on C-2's and who write them on non-narcotic blanks make me lose faith in medicine. #

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