Angry Tweets for 2011-04-15

  • I'd rather be an anuscope subject (without lube) than deal with the patient that just walked through the front door. #
  • I hate goofy motherfuckers who just psychotically babble about random shit. #
  • My neck is stiffer than a 14 year old getting a lapdance. #
  • Pt "Well Ive worked in a pharmac-" Me: Well since you have, you realize how busy I am and exactly how Rx transfers work. #
  • Inject 20.5 units of lantus at bedtime. Really? 20.5? You want 4.5343 mL of Amox 500 susp to go with this bullshit order? #
  • Just because you "worked in a pharm" doesnt mean you know anything. I have sex, yet you dont see me telling porn stars how to do their job #
  • No you cannot use a camera-phone image as your Rx hard copy. Was your crib painted with lead paint? #
  • I dont give a fuck what the doctor told you. I cant change the Rx based upon what he "told you". No new Rx = No changes. #
  • Hm, only vodka left in the Angry Liquor Cabinet. Must fix this soon. #

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