Angry Tweets for 2011-06-18

  • Fathers Day, much like the board game Clue, is a classic tale of who-dun-it at my store. #
  • Today I OD'd on FMLprazole #
  • Yes, you have zero refills. No, Im not going to page the MD because you're leaving on vacation right now. #poorplanningispoorpreformance #
  • If you're so rude as to SHOUT at me over the counter when im working then I'm going to be so rude as to throw my coffee mug at your face. #
  • This 18 pack is nowhere large enough to kill the pain from today. #

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