Angry Tweets for 2011-12-01

  • My soul exists only as an 8oz bottle of Actavis Prometh w/ Codine, Vicodin, Valium and Soma. #
  • Amazing how the salvation of pharmacy is made by the metabolism of sugar by yeast in an oxygen deprived environment. #
  • I want to loop this in the pharmacy all day and see how many people I can make fucking insane: #
  • Seriously, if I looped nothing by Nyan cat in the pharmacy I'll have nobody wait for their drugs, all dropoffs. Copyright TAP 2011. #
  • Why does watching "16 and pregnant" remind me of being at work? Oh, yeah, my patients were raised in lead-painted cribs. #

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