Angry Tweets for 2012-02-26

  • There are few problems in pharmacy that can't be solved by alcohol, pornography, a crowbar and a 60 dram vial. #
  • We need disgusting pharmacy porn, like scat porn involving go-lytely or golden (orange?) showers porn while loaded up on pyridium. #
  • Actually I wonder if you take go-lytely + mag citrate if its possible to turn yourself inside out. #
  • Holla if you remember Rezulin, Baycol, Propulsid and Vioxx. Im going to pour one out for my withdrawn homies tonight. #
  • Holy shit, I forgot about Bextra. Thanks @Batersmom #
  • Yes yes yes.. Seldane, the Allegra that doesn't kill people. Thats like withdrawing crude oil and putting gasoline back on the market #
  • Fuck, the Allegra that DOES kill people. FUUUUUUUUUUU! *rageface* #
  • Zelnorm was taken off in 2007 peeps, I had the website up by then. Thats not "Do you remember" its "WTF IS THIS STILL DOING ON THE SHELF" #
  • And my joke about Seldane as "The Allegra that kills people" is because Seldane is the prodrug of Allegra. Hence the joke. Get it? #

Angry Tweets for 2012-02-25

  • I'd like to give a big fuck you to everyone out there who makes mine, your doctors, and our staff's lives a living hell. #
  • When we hear you voice and we sigh on the phone, its because you're either a fucking asshole or someone who cant wipe their ass by themself #
  • Pony the fuck up, take your fucking medication, be responsible for your health and just dont be a fucking dick to people trying to help #
  • And if you think about being a total dick to me, I'm waiting until the HOUR your norco is due before I fill. Plus you get a narc report… #
  • … sent to ALL the doctors you are getting pain pills from, AND a $10 surcharge to your fucking norco. Why? Because I can be a dick too. #
  • Hate to tell you crackheads this, but MD/RPh's hold the keys to your crackdom. Dont shit where you sleep. #
  • And fucking say thank you. Seriously, say fucking thank you. Its not fucking hard, THANK YOU.. Not IZ IT REEDY YET? #
  • and when you see me in the stores or not in the pharmacy.. DONT ASK ME ABOUT YOUR FUCKING VICODIN AND WHEN ITS DUE YOU DUMBFUCKS. #
  • If you think highly of humanity and your fellow man, work in a pharmacy. I'll get the tissues ready when you realize you're fucking wrong. #
  • So people have been asking if I'm really @burbdoc only smarter and all knowing about drugs. I have an answer to that question. #
  • You know that last scene in the first ironman movie, when dipshit hooker-fucker gets asked if he's IronMan after he has a huge backstory. #
  • Well its not like that. Thats stupid. In fact, Tony Stark is a douchebag. I bet he pays cash for his fucking Oxycontin though. #
  • Well, haldol taken and @burbdoc is silent. You all have chosen wisely. #

Angry Tweets for 2012-02-22

  • "Is there anything called in from the doctor?" "No dipshit, I only have one here called in from your hairdresser" #
  • People say I should be nicer and more patient. To them I say they should be less stupid and more responsible. #
  • Someone asked me if I knew what orchiectomy was. I said yeah, its also known in commoner as 'Marriage'. #
  • Standing for 9 hours a day is hell on your hemmrhoids. Seriously, its like im giving anal birth to a Cuthulu head. #

Angry Tweets for 2012-02-08

  • So for the Barmacy, we can have drink specials. The 4 crackheads of the pharmpocylpse (Vicodin, Soma, Valium, Prometh). #
  • The panty dropper (Plan-B in Choral Hydrate) #barmacy #
  • The phony (Oxycontin shot refilled 5 times) #barmacy #
  • We can also have bar food, like Lipitor wrapped in bacon or tempura-style fried lisinopril. #

Angry Tweets for 2012-02-03

  • Female Tech: Can you look at my throat to see if its raw // Me: Well there is an oval shaped bruise back there (lie) // Tech: …. // Me: !! #
  • I support any organization that help prevents unwanted fuck-trophies and allows you to go bareback on your honey. Mostly the bareback part. #
  • If you disagree with my last tweet you obviously haven't gone bareback without worrying about that Roman Coitus Interruptus spoiling the fun #
  • EScript for a not covered med, no responses to faxes, phone number goes to a IVR tree (not to the clinic), no MD license info. #
  • Its like this doctor is doing everything in his/her power to make me NOT able to fill this medication. This is fucking horrible. #