Angry Tweets for 2012-02-22

  • "Is there anything called in from the doctor?" "No dipshit, I only have one here called in from your hairdresser" #
  • People say I should be nicer and more patient. To them I say they should be less stupid and more responsible. #
  • Someone asked me if I knew what orchiectomy was. I said yeah, its also known in commoner as 'Marriage'. #
  • Standing for 9 hours a day is hell on your hemmrhoids. Seriously, its like im giving anal birth to a Cuthulu head. #

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