Angry Tweets for 2012-04-12

  • In pharm school I was thinking of getting the vancomycin chemical structure as a tattoo. Now im still thinking of it. #
  • I dont mind if your mother calls in regarding your medication, but if you're almost 50 and your mother still does, it explains a ton. #
  • So, shall we all troll this RPh masturbation fest and make me the winner? #
  • The longer your story, the less I believe it. "I lost them i'm a dumbshit" >> "Okay heres what happened…… blah blah blah blah blah" #
  • So your lazy, irresponsible, government spoon-fed lifestyle is somehow my problem now? When did I become your mother? When did I give a shit #
  • So sit on your couch, smoke a bowl, watch Judge Judy, listen to some skrillex, and go fucking bother someone who gives a shit. #
  • Sorry for the Skrillex hate, but when you make music that sounds like Mag Citrate bowel sounds through a synth, you deserve what you get. #
  • Case in point: The "OH MY GOD" is the same phrase I used right before my asshole turned inside out. #
  • And for those of you new, heres the mag citrate story: #
  • . @SatiricalShrink @burbdoc Any doc who writes for Intermezzo better send nude pix of the rep along with the Rx to prevent a knifing. in reply to SatiricalShrink #
  • Shit is too serious on twitter tonight. We need more poop and drunken escapades! #

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