Angry Tweets for 2012-08-29

  • Well today already went to shit, I woke up this morning. #
  • Sitting here thinking at what point will some asshole ruin my day. Its like russian roulette of pharmacy. #
  • You know what solves burnout? Having bills to pay and a family to provide for. No choice but to suck it up and fucking deal with it. #
  • Its not like your patients dont care about you, they just care about their pain-pills a whole lot more. #
  • My career choices in life were a porn star or a pharmacist. I chose the one that got fucked over more. Lucky me. #
  • Coffee, check. Antidepressants, check. Loss of faith in humanity, check. No more fucks to give, Check. Ready for work! #
  • I used to get pissed @ welfare pts going on long vacations, now i've just accepted that they've won and we've lost. We work and they play. #
  • Maam, if you wish to set your big hanging titties on my counter, please have the courtesy to wipe off the moon-shaped sweat marks when done. #

Angry Tweets for 2012-08-22

  • So if there is "legitimate rape" can we have "legitimate stupidity?" Is there an ICD9 code for that? #
  • I have pill dust on the lower part of my shirt. I either am trying to get a crackhead BJ or had a 90yo man ejaculate on me. #
  • Whew! Im glad congressmen say stupid shit, or I might have to hear more about Jersey shore or the Kardashians. Thanks Congress! #
  • Im tired of all the rape/politic talk on twitter. Lets get back to stupid patients, buttholes, poop, etc. #
  • Congress in a nutshell: Bunch of whiny fucks who couldn't hold a real job if given one. Need to grow the fuck up and run the country. #
  • FUCK! A hefty prednisone taper for a pt who can barely hold a conversation. Good troll Doc. Well played.. Well played.. #
  • You can barely comprehend what im saying and you're being put on insulin? Welp, it was nice knowing you! #

Angry Tweets for 2012-08-18

  • There are two kinds of patients in the world, ones that makes you want to kill them, and ones that make you want to kill yourself. #
  • Pt is picking up vicodin/soma and talking about going home to take a nap. Boy, what a hard hard life you live. #
  • Ive realized that pts wont go where they can get personal service, they go for the cheapest, sloppiest, quickest service they can find. #
  • Then they nail you to the cross when their lazyness/stupidty ends up getting them hurt/killed. Welcome to America. #
  • Picking up your Rx's should not be like double parking at a whore-house, fast/sloppy isn't always better. #
  • Aint no party like a crackhead party cuz a crackhead party dont stop! #