This is going to be a very angry entry. Unfortunately, some of my readers aren’t the sharpest crayons in the box and somehow associate a site named “The Angry Pharmacist’ to hugging puppies and visiting old folks. So I’m making a special exception to my “get with the fucking program” implied disclaimer.
This post is about welfare/Medicaid patients. That being said, I do feel that a ton of people use the system for legit purposes. The statements made therein do not apply to everyone on welfare/Medicaid. Therefore, if you somehow get some wild bug up your ass to write me a 20 page bitch-out about how you have 10 incurable diseases as well as chronic pain and are unable to work so you are on Medicaid/welfare and think that I’m a total asshat douche for pegging you into the same class as these people; re-read this over then promptly go fuck yourself for being an idiot. I am also an idiot for writing the most retarded run-on sentence just now since ‘Dr 4 Degrees’.
Now that we have all of the people who are on welfare (because they don’t have a fucking clue) taken care of, lets get on with the program. From here on out, welfare/Medicaid will be known just as welfare. I realize these are two separate yet equal systems, but I’m lazy so I will only type out welfare.
One phrase will make me go completely through the roof when I hear it. It doesn’t matter if its said in front of me, in the same store as I am, or in the parking lot.
Mostly the phrase is “The Government hates poor people”, but I’ve also heard “God hates poor people” or “The rich hates pooe people”. Now its going to be “The Angry Pharmacist hates poor people”.
Welcome to Fucking Livid-Land, Population: Me, Elevation: Through the fucking roof.
Yes, you ungrateful fucks, everyone hates the poor. Lets see how much we fucking hate you:
- We give you discount/free housing. I wish my rent was $0-$10/month.
- We give you free food via food-stamps. Don’t give me no fucking sob story that you can’t get trade name fucking Cheerios.
- We give you $200 medications for a whopping free or $1.05/$3.10. Boy, I wish my fucking copays were that low. Maybe you’ll get your head out of your ass and realize that you are on the /BEST/ insurance plan in the state. How much do you pay for it? FUCKING NOTHING!
- We give you a fucking check every month for all of the cost of living expenses that you DONT HAVE TO PAY FOR BECAUSE YOU GET THEM FOR FREE (Food, Housing, etc)!
- I am forced to take a portion of my paycheck; the money that I woke my ass up in the MORNING (you know, before noon) and went to WORK to earn YOU don’t have to.
Now you inbred bastards, since you obviously don’t have to work (although you are fully capable of doing so), lets look at the poor son-of-a-bitch who is busting his ass doing shit-jobs for minimum wage so he can support his family. Or the mother who gets to spend little/no time with her children because she is busing tables for 16 hours a day so she can make rent. They bust their asses and pay taxes so YOU can sit around, fuck like rabbits with any cock that will wag in your direction, pop out fuck trophies, spend your welfare check on fucking weed, and be a burden on society. What about those poor fucks who have enough personal pride to NOT rely on the state and who bust their ass so they can not only pay for themselves, but YOU as well. What do they get? Nothing. Oh wait, they get their house and car broken into by your fucking welfare babies.
You may say “Angry Pharmacist, easy for you to say sitting in your house typing on your website that everyone loves. You have no idea the quality of life that these people live in.” I don’t give 2 flying fucks to Sunday about their quality of life. You know what quality of life you should get when on welfare? Livable. Thats right, the bare minimum to survive. Whats the point then of actually becoming a productive member of society when the state just puts her tit in their mouth to suckle at the expense of all of us who don’t get to have ALL day to enjoy the sunshine because we have to work. Maybe if they would think “Gee, this sucks, lets do something to improve my life so I don’t have to live in a shithole” instead of “I wish the mailman would come so I can buy some more pot with my check. Pass the cheerios”.. Eh, fuck it.. Hillary Clinton has a better chance of growing a penis than to nail this idea into the thick heads of the moochers. They will survive, they always do. The nanny government will bail their asses out if the going gets tough. I’d like to see them bail my ass out if I decide to spend all my money on shit I dont need.
I’m sorry if I’ve offended you. Actually, I’m not, because if you took offense to this then you shouldn’t be sitting on the fucking computer wasting time when you could be working like the rest of us. Take 2 seconds out of the entire day that you get to sit on your ass to think if you were in China or Mexico how well off you would be.
I await your public thank-you to one of the higher tax-bracket professionals here who pay for your life.