- God dammit, its fucking Vicodin Friday. Today is going to suck for all involved. #
- I should setup a formal debate between @drugmonkey and @PharmerJoshua. I'll make a post on my website and they can have a comment war. #
- Yay, clerk almost passed out, doesnt want to go home or to hospital. FML #
- I must exude "duh" today. Everyone who is around me is a fucking idiot. #
- DIABETICS: Testing your blood sugar does NOT FIX YOUR DIABETES. QUIT TESTING 10 TIMES DAILY WHEN ONLY ON METFORMIN! #
- Oh, its funny to leave your kid screaming in the store? I think its funny your copays went WAY up. #
- When talking to methadone patients, talk slow and use small words #PharmacyPROTIP #
- I would also like to give a #FF to @KnittingNephron, @BurbDoc, @DrCouz, @mommy_doctor for being MD's I wish i could work with. #
- "I need to show the pharmacist something." #awkwardmomentsinpharmacy #
- Are there like any angry doctor blogs? Like me, only an MD (and uses more profanity than @drgrumpy). I nominate @BurbDoc #
- Saying "Thank You" does not absolve you of the impatient assholeness demonstrated 5 min prior #pharmacyPROTIP #
- Dude, I know your unemployed. Why be an impatient fuck when all you do all day is wank to internet porn? #
- Thanks unemployed douche for telling me how to do my job. Oh, job? A new word for you I guess. #
- Wow, On perma-hold with WalMart. How do MD's put up with this shit? #
- Way too much gin, beers, and cigars talking with a DDS friend of mine about implants. #
