- Man, big titted drug reps never come and see me. π #
- This is probably due to me refusing to talk with them until i get a study not paid for by their employer.. π #
- Care for your understanding and helpful patient population, they are dwindling by the day. #PharmacyPROTIP #
- After eating greasy eggrolls im off to Wt loss clinic then to Chiropractor to get prescribed homeopathic meds. #
- brb, watching the influx of rage from @BurbDoc. #
- Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger the day before + Standing all day = Techs are NOT happy with me. #
- I love all the tweets about weight loss as I tweet about my Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger and fried eggrolls. #
- Just told my new Clerk "Your expectation bar for the public is way too high, lower it a bunch" #
- MY SOMA BRINGS ALL THE CRACKHEADS TO THE STORE, DAMN RIGHT – ITS BETTER THAN YOURS! #
- #crackhead101 – Call in your refills at around 5pm. Then bitch loudly when you get told the dr isn't in to approve it. #
- #crackhead101 – Talk a bunch. The more you talk the more credible you become to your pharmacist. Telling your life story is a good start. #