Angry Tweets for 2010-09-25

  • Managed to work both 'asshat' and 'douchecanoe' into my post last night. @BurbDoc would be proud. #
  • Coffee too hot to drink is giving my energy levels blueballs. Might deal with the partial thickness burns in my mouth to drink it now. #
  • The couple that takes Methadone and Percocet together passes out in the hallway together #
  • Hallmark Card: "Sorry to hear your Vicodin was denied. You are in our thoughts and prayers in your time of need" #
  • Woman, stop crying on my counter. Dr wrote your Rx can be filled on <date>. Unless your crackhead tears can bend space/time you're screwed #
  • Still undecided what I should send to @docgrumpy for Grand Rounds. Suggestions? #
  • Pharmacists who call themselves "Doctor" annoy the shit out of me. Maybe if you did a residency I could see, but in retail? Gimme a break. #
  • Wow, why did nobody tell me Klor-Con 8 went from $40/#500 to $200/#500? #
  • "Differin is awesome but its not a miracle-worker" #TypicalTAP #
  • Pt asking about Viagra: "Can i get it over the counter?" Me: "Maybe if you take 2 or 3 of them" #TypicalTAP #BadJoke #ImHereAllNight #
  • I'm going to start: American Social Society of Healthcare Anger Therapy (ASSHAT) #
  • To be an ASSHAT member, you must demonstrate anger in a funny amusing way. Then you get ASSHAT certified and put on the ASSHAT page. #
  • If we had @BurbDoc @nursekris99 and myself in one office, we'd be the trifecta of health-care bitterness/funniest office #
  • People who are on state-assistance programs take THE MOST vacations out of everyone i know that works. #
  • Giving this guy a deal on Viagra because he pays cash for 30/month. Thats some big pimpin there. #
  • For how much trazodone I dish out, I have never heard of someone getting priapism. #
  • OH GOD pt left their used vag app and life-sucked-out-of-tube of premarin vag in the box I was handed. IM CALLING A CODE METFORMIN! #
  • Going drinking with a local PA from the hospital tonight. #
  • I have replaced our "waiter" bell with a remote-controlled fart machine. Lets see if the store notices. #

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