Angry Tweets for 2010-09-23

  • just got yelled at for giving HCTZ 25 1/2 qd instead of HCTZ 12.5 1 qd saying that I got it wrong. Read the label and have some humble pie. #
  • Pharmacy – The punching bag of insurance companies/doctors/the public/the world. The other white coat (with the target on it) #
  • Not in the mood for being yelled at. Sad when you need to expect to get screamed at once a day min. #
  • FUCK just screamed at by a doctor b/c she wanted psych meds given WEEKLY yet didnt write anything on the hard copy. #
  • Dear Purdue and RxPATROL, we are minimizing our risk by just not stocking your product. Thanks! -TAP #
  • Narcan is like the indian-giver of the opioid family. Its like the repo man, or the uncle nobody wants to see. #
  • You've paid for this the last 6 months, WHY are you yelling that now you have to pay for it? #
  • Its nice when your mom does stuff for you, but when she talks for you at the pharmach and you're 47, its pretty sad. #
  • I know this guy is a 47 yo virgin, lives in his moms basement, has anime posters on his wall and beats off to D&D characters. #
  • If my first name was Sparta, I'd answer the phone "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA!!!" #
  • When crackheads pitch a fit and make me call the Dr's office, people get kicked out of practices. #
  • Today please be over. If a comet hit me now that would be awesome. #
  • My face slamming into this counter seems like a damn good idea right now. #
  • Overhearing how pt didnt have a ride to doctors, so they called an Ambulance. The price of Free Folks! #

Angry Tweets for 2010-09-22

  • Man, big titted drug reps never come and see me. πŸ™ #
  • This is probably due to me refusing to talk with them until i get a study not paid for by their employer.. πŸ™‚ #
  • Care for your understanding and helpful patient population, they are dwindling by the day. #PharmacyPROTIP #
  • After eating greasy eggrolls im off to Wt loss clinic then to Chiropractor to get prescribed homeopathic meds. #
  • brb, watching the influx of rage from @BurbDoc. #
  • Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger the day before + Standing all day = Techs are NOT happy with me. #
  • I love all the tweets about weight loss as I tweet about my Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger and fried eggrolls. #
  • Just told my new Clerk "Your expectation bar for the public is way too high, lower it a bunch" #
  • MY SOMA BRINGS ALL THE CRACKHEADS TO THE STORE, DAMN RIGHT – ITS BETTER THAN YOURS! #
  • #crackhead101 – Call in your refills at around 5pm. Then bitch loudly when you get told the dr isn't in to approve it. #
  • #crackhead101 – Talk a bunch. The more you talk the more credible you become to your pharmacist. Telling your life story is a good start. #

Angry Tweets for 2010-09-21

  • If you cannot find out how to get here, I'm sure we dont want you as a patient. #
  • It doesnt matter what you want. It matters what your INSURANCE company wants. Pay if you want to have a say #PharmacyPROTIP #
  • "I was looking up Amioderone on the internet….." OH GOD KILL ME NOW NOT ON A MONDAY *sigh*. #
  • Patient talking about True Blood (HBO) on their iPhone then bitch at me because a cream costs $30. Sookie would of paid the $30. #
  • ANGRY PHARMACIST NEEDS FOOD BADLY. RED WARRIOR SHOT THE FOOD. DONT SHOOT FOOD. #
  • Dont worry maam, your "percs" wont burn your lips like that glass pipe will. What a perfect circular lip burn you have! #
  • This bacon ultimate cheeseburger should come with Mucomyst for the angiogram. #
  • #PharmTranslator "I lost my pain pills" -> "I took them all last night" #
  • #PharmTranslator "My pain pills got stolen" -> "My girlfriend and I took them all last night and screwed until dawn" #
  • #PharmTranslator Im going out of town for a month -> I traded my pain pills for weed #
  • #PharmTranslator "The doctor told me to throw them out" -> "I gave them to my friend for his boat (thats sitting on my front lawn on blocks) #
  • #PharmTranslator "Dr told me to take more if I need it" -> "I need to make that payment on my Escalade" #
  • #PharmTranslator "Fill all of my regular meds" -> "Fill all of my FREE meds AND my Vicodin Early" #
  • #PharmTranslator "Someone threw my Opana in the trash" -> "My boyfriend is getting us some good meth!" #
  • People who I wouldn't trust to cut my grass correctly are raising todays youth. Thats fucking scary. #
  • #PharmTranslator "I had 6 refills on that Vicodin Rx" -> "Please dont notice the pen I used doesnt match right" #

Angry Tweets for 2010-09-18

  • God dammit, its fucking Vicodin Friday. Today is going to suck for all involved. #
  • I should setup a formal debate between @drugmonkey and @PharmerJoshua. I'll make a post on my website and they can have a comment war. #
  • Yay, clerk almost passed out, doesnt want to go home or to hospital. FML #
  • I must exude "duh" today. Everyone who is around me is a fucking idiot. #
  • DIABETICS: Testing your blood sugar does NOT FIX YOUR DIABETES. QUIT TESTING 10 TIMES DAILY WHEN ONLY ON METFORMIN! #
  • Oh, its funny to leave your kid screaming in the store? I think its funny your copays went WAY up. #
  • When talking to methadone patients, talk slow and use small words #PharmacyPROTIP #
  • I would also like to give a #FF to @KnittingNephron, @BurbDoc, @DrCouz, @mommy_doctor for being MD's I wish i could work with. #
  • "I need to show the pharmacist something." #awkwardmomentsinpharmacy #
  • Are there like any angry doctor blogs? Like me, only an MD (and uses more profanity than @drgrumpy). I nominate @BurbDoc #
  • Saying "Thank You" does not absolve you of the impatient assholeness demonstrated 5 min prior #pharmacyPROTIP #
  • Dude, I know your unemployed. Why be an impatient fuck when all you do all day is wank to internet porn? #
  • Thanks unemployed douche for telling me how to do my job. Oh, job? A new word for you I guess. #
  • Wow, On perma-hold with WalMart. How do MD's put up with this shit? #
  • Way too much gin, beers, and cigars talking with a DDS friend of mine about implants. #

Angry Tweets for 2010-09-17

  • Oh, sure, I'll do the paperwork for your state program so you can get an early fill because you are GOING TO HAWAII for 2 weeks. #
  • You know how you avoid burnout in medicine/pharmacy? Bitch, rant and bitch some more. #
  • "How much is my $5 copay going to cost me?" #patientquotes #
  • Patient hands me a oncology consult thinking its an Rx. He didnt know what oncology meant nor that he had cancer. #awkwardmomentsinpharmacy #
  • My tech just changed 2 x $5 copays to $2.50 & $7.50 to see what the patient would do. #
  • QUESTION FOR PCP's: Fill an Rx before we get the OK from you (for maint meds) or have the pt be without and go to the er. #pharmquestions #
  • Using hand gestures to ask a non-english speaking patient if they need external or internal miconazole vag #awkwardmomentsinpharmacy #
  • I think im going to wear nothing but those truck-stop t-shirts with a Wolf/Moon/Indian on them. #
  • #RulesOfTAP Dont bitch about what you get for free #
  • Ive got a raging HA today. Hoping to have a CVA so I can go home early. #
  • Oh, MD said for you to stop taking vicodin so you "threw them away". Right, threw them in your mouth more like it. #
  • I didnt get the memo that its my fault their insurance lapsed due to non-payment/paperwork issues #
  • Damn I feel bad that I didnt pay everyones premiums or renewed their Medicaid paperwork. πŸ™ #
  • Fuck MTV for making it cool to be '16 and pregnant' let them foot the bill. #
  • Ive realized that @BurbDoc and myself are like the angry wonder-twins of the health-care world. #