Angry Tweets for 2010-10-30

  • You're the type of ungrateful fuck who would go to a soup kitchen on thanksgiving & bitch of dry turkey and lumpy gravy. #
  • #TotalBastardRPh there isn't directions printed on your pack of smokes or can of beer and you take those fucking fine. #
  • So who's dressing up as me for halloween. Oh, you all dress up as me EVERY DAY! #
  • Obnoxious dimple-piercing woman is back. Product of drunken Dr Frankenstein is a good halloween costume. #
  • You in a tube-top reminds me of an over-stuffed sausage with the ends cut off. FDA should approve you for appetite supression #
  • Pt: "You arent going to give me any candy because im fat and have diabeetus?" / Me: "Yup!" #
  • Im hoping Halloween kills most of the dumb-ass diabetics this year. #
  • #PharmacistFeud You are an asshole, smell like piss and have no teeth bringing in an Rx. SURVEY SAYS *ding* METHADONE! #
  • If you think that 1/2 = 1 or 2, maybe you deserve to OD and die. #
  • Its not that I hate my patients, its just I hate it when they want me to be their father(s) #
  • I'm giving out Oxycontin 80 this weekend for halloween. Only the OP's though. The OC's are for the party prior. #
  • Oh, even better! I'm giving out Alli and pizza for this halloween! #
  • Tonight I forsee Gin in my future. #
  • So, who wants to calculate the Sodium Load of Gin so I can make it isotonic? No real reason…. sorta…. #
  • Speaking of booze: Vodka in an asthma nebulizer seems like a unique (and dangerous) method of getting hammered. #

Angry Tweets for 2010-10-29

  • *sigh* My website is down, hosting issues, hopefully back up tonight. #
  • Lets pitch a fucking fit about them not being ready, then say "Oh, i'll pick them up tomorrow" #
  • Face, meet counter. #
  • If you were any more fucking clueless about your own health you'd be calling yourself the wrong gender. #
  • "Its the great VICO-DIN Charlie Brown!" #

Angry Tweets for 2010-10-26

  • Few joys in pharmacy: Transfering a real PITA patient and having the other pharmacist beg you to not send him over. #
  • #TotalBastardRPh Dont view me xfering your shit out as goodbye, but view it as 'Go fuck yourself'. #
  • No worse feeling than being swamped, having to fart, and not knowing what the matter state of resulting explusion will be. 🙁 #
  • Its monday, I'm swamped, and I have some senile old lady singing at the top of her lungs. :\ #
  • They should add "No good deed goes unpunished" and "Nothing in life is Free" to the Pharmacists Oath. #
  • Yeah, slather on that Zovirax ointment like its a $1.99 tube of Hydrocortisone. You aren't footing the bill, we are. #
  • WHY DO DENTISTS HAVE PRESCRIPTION AUTHORITY AND PHARMACISTS DONT? I swear. #
  • I wish our big prescribers were like @burbdoc so I could say "Either let me change the Rx to a covered drug, or I'm sending the pt back to u #
  • Medical resident just called me to vent about a patient. Pimped my website to him. #
  • I refuse to put "for tummy trouble" on the maalox label doctor. Sorry, we're not 11 years old here. #
  • When I write that ONLY this drug is covered. Writing for something else is going to be… NOT COVERED! #
  • Wow, i have 1/2 hour left here and I'm just now caught up.. 🙁 #

Angry Tweets for 2010-10-23

  • My GERD really is killing me today. Im just waiting for the black tarry stools to come. #
  • Dear GI bleed. Please drown in hot coffee. Love, TAP. #
  • Uh oh, restroom time. Time to see if my stomach exploded. #
  • You need your gravel road sealed? Talk to my stomach/ass. #
  • If the pharmacy profession could have an associated smell, it would be a mixture of camphor, menthol, and Tinture of Opium. #
  • Sighing, moaning and groaning isn't going to get you pushed to the front of the Rx refill line. #
  • #TotalBastardRPh Part of me is wondering what face you will make, Ms 300mg bid Seroquel, when you insert these prometh supp. #
  • Okay, I'm just a stupid retail pharmacist, so I ask: Why would you give a woman Flomax? HTN? Not really a woman? #
  • Ah, I see the doctors all bail from twitter early on friday, just like they bail on pharmacists. #
  • Dont pretend to be my friend when I overheard you asking the clerks what my name was 2 seconds prior. #
  • Uh, can anyone with an iphone see if 'blaxploitation' is in your auto-complete or is my phone revolting against the man. #
  • Boy, going to have a hard time explaining to my friend why Prevacid tablets are pink and blaxploitation #

Angry Tweets for 2010-10-22

  • Its as constant as the sun. The most ignorant/slow patients always have the Rx's with issues #
  • asshat:"I LOST MY KEYS HERE YESTERDAY!!" Me:"uh, how did you leave from here?" asshat: "IN MY CAR!!" Stupidity – 1 / TAP – 0 #
  • This procrit recall is really starting to piss me off. #
  • "I guess I should start reading the bottle labels" #
  • "No, your doctor knows exactly what he's doing. You just refuse to listen to him" #
  • Its amazing how much of our time the idiots suck away from the people who really do have important questions/problems. #
  • What seperates the Idiots from the Non-Idiots? Listening skills, trust, and the ability to understand and use information we give. #
  • Today is looking to be a Jim Bean evening for me. #
  • If your nipples point to the ground when you walk, you need to start wearing a bra in the store #
  • My soon-to-be-in-pharm-school trainee bought a book "Based on the PDR" for drug info. Yeah, Im speechless. #
  • Winter is starting. Saw the first PJ bottoms with the tiny 'hottie' top and a big, bare preggo belly hanging out. #