- When you bring in a stack of hard copies, dont ask me in 5 min if they are ready yet. #
- "THATS FOR MY FOOT PAIN NOT MY BACK PAIN" "How about the pain of my boot up your ass?" #
- Precriptions are like sex, nobody likes to pay for it. #
- Hey douchebag, no matter how many times you ask for your hard copies back, vicodin isnt magically going to appear. #
- No, you cannot take "1/2" of an Effexor XR. No, you cant count the beads inside and only take half. Yes, this will help your OCD. *sigh* #
- Prescription (bottles) are like sex. Its frustrating when you cant pop the top. (ok, that was a stretch) #
- Aw buttfuck, I have a real PITA yeller patient out front and I need to deliver some bad news. So not in the mood for an argument. #
- *sigh* Im so done for today. #
- Oh god dammit, I dont need a Levaquin-while-on-dialysis question after getting done with an asshat. #
- Yelling at me over $4 worth of OTC tylenol. Welcome to America – Land of the Free – Home of the what-do-you-mean-i-have-to-pay-for-that!!!! #
- The only people who are "Free" in this country are the people who have scammed the government to pay for their lives. #
- Even the most crooked, thieving CEO has to get his ass out of bed, put his pants on, and go into work (as well as pay /some/ income tax). #
- Beer to the first MD who puts "asshat" in a chart note. #
