Angry Tweets for 2010-10-02

  • Happy Pharmacists Month! Give him/her a hug after you scream at him for something he/she has no control over! #
  • #RXsRLikeSex The $4 jobbers have the same end result as the $100 jobbers. #
  • I'd say you have a Lasix addiction problem, but since your legs are weeping fluid on my floor I approve of your addiction. #
  • I want to send someone an autographed frame printout of my site. @BurbDoc would you hang it up in your office.. 🙂 #
  • Most awesome thing I've seen: Scrotal Edema. Thats right, it was like a fucking waterballoon!!! #
  • Calling walmart is like having sex w/o condom. It all seems okay, but down the road you may get more than you barganed for. #
  • I hereby introduce #totalbastardRPh – Use, abuse, enjoy. #
  • #totalbastardRPh Im sorry if I dont believe your story, the pages of VICODIN/SOMA/VALIUM tell me you're a liar. #
  • #totalbastardRPh See me ignoring your story? Thats because im looking up at what other store you got your narcs filled yesterday at. #
  • #totalbastardRPh If you want a 'consultation' to ask if you have refills on your dope the price /will/ go up. #
  • #totalbastardRPh You want your refills RIGHT NOW yet the old bottles you brought in are still full. #
  • #totalbastardRPh Your insurance says your twat is not worth trade-name MetroGel. I think it needs a bug-bomb more than anything. #
  • #totalbastardRPh Why dont you take your earphones out of your ears when im explaining how to give your fuck-trophys amox #
  • #RXsRLikeSex sometimes you just need to insert it rectally. #
  • #totalbastardRPh You getting pregnant is a testament to the wonders of alcohol #
  • #RXsRLikeSex I agree it should be free, but sometimes you need to pay for it. #
  • #totalbastardRPh Wait, the moment I tell you that your vicodin can be filled tomorrow you magically have to go out of town! #
  • #totalbastardRPh You're on state aid. You dont deserve a vacation. Vacations are for people who work. Every day is a vacation for you #
  • #totalbastardRPh So, 3 months for 1 copay via mail-order was TOTALLY worth you begging me for medication because they fucked up? #
  • #totalbastardRPh I cant take your BP, I dont have an elephant cuff. Yes, your arms are like elephants. #
  • #RXsRLikeSex Sometimes its a total waste of time for all involved. #
  • I dispensed 5300 methadone last month. Hot damn! #
  • #totalbastardRPh Your tit tattoo looks trashy. Oh, par for the course with your lack of teeth and oral hygene. #
  • Doctors: Thank you for making little arrows and symbols indicating dosage changes. Keeps me from guessing! #
  • #totalbastardRPh Oh, you're pregnant again? What race is this one going to be this time? #
  • Halloween: Allowing women to dress like slutty whores guilt-free since 1700. #
  • Halloween: Allowing closet-trannies to dress up like the women they wish they were guilt-free since 1700 #
  • #totalbastardRPh "All My Meds" is stupid for "I hope you accidently fill my vicodin 3 days early" #
  • #totalbastardRPh Listen, your MD wrote for you to STFU, therefore shut your fucking trap. I dont care about your fucked-up drama-laden life #
  • This goofy fuck is whining how /everything/ should be covered because he was assaulted. Pox to the guy who failed to assault him more. #
  • Just walked away mid-consultation because the bitch wouldn't stop texting. Now she looks all confused and stupid. #
  • #totalbastardRPh I realize that Logic and Complex Thoughts are your kryptonite. I'm sorry. #
  • #totalbastardRPh The expiration date of your coverage is on your card. Stop yelling that its MY fault that YOU didnt know this. #
  • #totalbastardRPh Your sob story is just that. YOUR sob story, doesn't involve me. #
  • #totalbastardRPh You got this Rx today?!? Did you store it wadded up in your ass? #

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