Angry Tweets for 2010-10-05

  • If it wasnt for coffee this morning, there would be casulties. #
  • If you are going to wear pajama pants in public, make sure you clean the piss dribble off of the front. #
  • Hear that rustle outside? Thats the collective sigh of every pharmacist right now. #
  • Happy Pharmacist Month. You get your celebration choice of eating or peeing, not both. #
  • Hey look! The guy who wanted his dope early for "Vacation" has magically "LOST" all of his Rx's! #
  • #TotalBastardRPh For having a vicodin "allergy" you sure do take it a lot. #
  • Nothing pisses me off more than people mosying along where im working. WALK WITH A FUCKING PURPOSE! #
  • Its monday and busy. If you are going to run me over then do it with a purpose. My tech and I cant work around airheaded spacy wandering. #
  • #TotalBastardRPh "*cue whiny voice* I didnt know my card expired!!!!! Why did nobody tell me!!!!" Its printed on the fucking front. #
  • #TotalBastardRPh If concieving kids was as complicated/involved as insurance companies/PBM's, the world would be a much better place. #
  • The person who coined the phrase "There is no stupid question" OBVIOUSLY has not worked retail pharmacy #
  • You pitched a fit in the store, xfer'd all your shit to walmart, and now you want back? Its payback time honey, bend over and spread em. #
  • HAHAHA she wants her stuff at Walgreens now. They get a fruit-basket this xmas for taking her off my hands. #
  • With how stupid a lot of diabetics on insulin are, Im shocked that there isnt a TON of deaths from insulin misuse. #
  • I want to see an armed robbery where the robber demands Metformin and Atenolol. PUT THEM IN THE BAG RIGHT NOW! IM SERIOUS! #
  • Why does the coffee shop barista get a tip-jar but your pharmacist doesnt. Dont we do basically the same thing? #
  • #TotalBastardRPh pretending to be my friend isn't going to get your Rx out faster. Not talking to me will. #
  • You are way too young to mop the floors here, what the fuck are you doing with a baby! #
  • #TotalBastardRPh "There is no greater whining than that which comes from entitlement" -TAP #
  • #TotalBastardRPh "The OP's give me a headache" really means "Nobody will buy these fucking OPs! They want the OCs!" #
  • Wait, so you are calling in your own refills and you work for the Dr's office? Try again sweetie. #

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