- My GERD really is killing me today. Im just waiting for the black tarry stools to come. #
- Dear GI bleed. Please drown in hot coffee. Love, TAP. #
- Uh oh, restroom time. Time to see if my stomach exploded. #
- You need your gravel road sealed? Talk to my stomach/ass. #
- If the pharmacy profession could have an associated smell, it would be a mixture of camphor, menthol, and Tinture of Opium. #
- Sighing, moaning and groaning isn't going to get you pushed to the front of the Rx refill line. #
- #TotalBastardRPh Part of me is wondering what face you will make, Ms 300mg bid Seroquel, when you insert these prometh supp. #
- Okay, I'm just a stupid retail pharmacist, so I ask: Why would you give a woman Flomax? HTN? Not really a woman? #
- Ah, I see the doctors all bail from twitter early on friday, just like they bail on pharmacists. #
- Dont pretend to be my friend when I overheard you asking the clerks what my name was 2 seconds prior. #
- Uh, can anyone with an iphone see if 'blaxploitation' is in your auto-complete or is my phone revolting against the man. #
- Boy, going to have a hard time explaining to my friend why Prevacid tablets are pink and blaxploitation #
