Angry Tweets for 2010-10-21

  • Generator humming and showing 0 oil pressure (I think bad gauge), UPS's are clicking off and on. Work faster power-pole men! Work faster! #
  • I feel like Geordi LaForge and I sense a warp-core breech soon. #
  • Warp core is holding even though now its showing 0 oil pressure. Not overheading, so I think gauge is busted #
  • Pt just "won a trip to Disneyland" and needs her vicodin a week early. Then said "I'll pay cash!". I laughed at her. #
  • Power pole workers are sitting around having lunch. Must be nice (as I'm stressed about the pharm system UPS dying) #
  • Pt: "Is your power back on yet?" Me: "Yes, we just like running with no lights and a roaring generator out back for fun" #
  • The "Did you guys forget to pay your power bill" joke wasn't funny the first 30 times I heard it today #
  • Warp core holding, subspace transmitters offline. #
  • Subspace transmitter outage is effecting over 400 businesses. Reminder to Starfleet to change subspace carriers ASAP (fucking Comcast) #
  • Yay everything came back online! YAYAYAYAYAYA!! #
  • Im not sure if I should be insulted that you thought I wanted to see your thighs chafe. I know how the first fire was made now. #
  • You know how pants make "zip zip zip" noises from thighs rubbing when walking? This woman made a sim sound with bare skin USING HER LEGHAIR #
  • Im training a soon-to-be-in-pharmacy-school student. Be afraid, be very afraid. #

Angry Tweets for 2010-10-20

  • Bleh, today is going horrible. #
  • I think my ability to refuse to page the doctor over stupid shit is why they love me so much. #
  • Power work tomrorow. No power all day. Generator is parked out back, need to wire the circuits after work today. Told ya im awesome. #
  • People on state assistance bitching about the government just KILLS me. "Oh, but its not my fault I cant work! Its the governments!" #
  • He just said "I hope the government goes backrupt". Guess he thinks the FREE GOVERNMENT-PAID-FOR drugs he gets just grow on trees. #
  • Side effect of coffee overdose: Vapor-trailing your underware. #

Angry Tweets for 2010-10-19

  • Oh monday, why must you hate pharmacists. #
  • Wow, for being so "Praise Jesus ™" so sure are pushy, rude and an asshole. How un-Jesuslike. #
  • No no, if "God blessed me" he would of wiped your ungrateful ass off of the planet. Thanks for coming! #
  • Oh great pharmacy gods, please accept the sacrifice of the coffee i spilled (and made a mess) for me to have a good day. #
  • Why do ghetto people have SO much drama they MUST loudly talk about on their phone while in the store? #
  • Dear Ms Ghetto – Maybe if you speak like a human you might get a guy who wont leave you after he knocks you up. Just a thought. #
  • #TotalBastardRPh You can't train stupid. #
  • When I do a ton of work and you dont even tell me thanks, it really bugs me. Maybe if you were nice someone would hire your ungrateful ass. #
  • Begging if I can give atenolol to be paid for on the first, yet you can afford smokes and a cell phone. How about no. #
  • This may seem stupid, but what is Walgreens POWER that Im about involve myself along with @drugmonkey in a Jihad against. #

Angry Tweets for 2010-10-17

  • I wonder how much doctor/nurse time has been saved by pharmacists giving flu shots #
  • Heh, there is @drugmonkey and @drugmonkeyblog. One is a pharmacist and the other is a research scientist. I think they should fight it out #
  • It smells like a mixture of BO, Old spice, and cig smoke in here. #
  • I love it when my tech and I look at hoochie-dressing pre-teens and judge on how many kids they will have by 20. #
  • It must be rough as an ER doc just dealing with crackheads and ppl who use the ER as their primary care #

Angry Tweets for 2010-10-16

  • I've been here for 10 mins and already I want to slam my face into the counter. #
  • Power work on wednesday, store will be without power. Scrambling for a generator.. πŸ™ When it rains it pours. #
  • "I KEEP ON URINATING" "well, do you drink a lot of fluids?" "ONLY A POT OF COFFEE! I NEED SOMETHING OTC TO MAKE ME STOP PEEING!"*headdesk* #
  • Medical professionals are the babysitters of society. #
  • "I NEED SOMETHING TO MOVE MY BOWELS! I HAVENT POOPED IN 3 DAYS!" "Are you eating anything?" "IM ON A LIQUID DIET!" *bangimdead* #
  • When I get old and senile (if I live that long, doubtful) I want to be a burden on everyone. #
  • My diet since wednesday night has consisted of coffee, a few beers, and a few pieces of halloween candy πŸ™ #
  • Oh sure, park your fat ass in your sitter/walker right in the middle of the main lane of the store. #
  • Glad to see that @burbdoc is alive #
  • eRx I just recieved – Lantus: use 10 ml qd hs ud. #
  • Oh, Liberty Medical? Fuck you and fuck the Quaker Oats man who says "Test Often" #
  • Line from a "Nurse" (to me) "This is so easy even a pharmacist could do it". I had her crying as I found out she was a STUDENT NA! HAHA! #
  • My techs dont answer the phone as pharmacists, so why should NA's call themselves "Nurses"? #
  • NA = Nursing Assistant. Its the nurses version of our pharmacy techs. #

Angry Tweets for 2010-10-15

  • Back bitches and angrier than ever. #
  • #TotalBastardRPh For being so OCD with your medication (in a neat little excel form), it doesnt help if you dont take them. #
  • Okay, so what the fuck is up with Pharmacists Month? I have gotten 0 lapdances, gifts, congrats or any thanks for my work. #
  • #TotalBastardRPh Bwahaha, PITA patient has to go mail order. Too bad, so sad! #
  • I mean whats the point of Pharmacist Month if all who celebrates it is APhA? #
  • You know when you fill an Rx and you can just tell its going to turn into a huge argument? Feel sorry for me right now. #
  • "WHAT DO YOU MEAN OCEAN NASAL SPRAY ISNT COVERED BY MY STATE AID!@#!@!@ IM CALLING MY DOCTOR RIGHT NOW!" *sigh* shoot me. #
  • Happy Pharmacists Month: The target in the middle of the "circle of patient care" #
  • Im having halloween candy and coffee as I work through my lunch hour. Im the pillar of nutrition. #
  • You know what makes me sad? Ins companies who dont cover ONE drug in documented H.Pylori workups. πŸ™ πŸ™ πŸ™ #
  • Man, I need a flu shot. My store doesn't do them so I guess I got to a chain. #
  • "FILL ALL MY MONTHLY MEDS" *wait 30 min while I fill all 20 drugs* "WHY DID YOU FILL THESE 5! I HAVE LOTS AT HOME!@#!" *sigh* #
  • #TotalBastardRPh If you paid as much attention to your health as you do to fashion, we'd see each other a lot less. #
  • #TotalBastardRPh I'd have to give an effort to get my kid to be as fat as yours. Congrats for fucking over your child's life at age 4. #
  • #TotalBastardRPh No, its your fault your child is fat. 100% your fault. Its not METABOLIC SYNDROME, its more like MCDONALDS SYNDROME. #
  • Hytrin + Midodrine? Lets give this some thought here. #

Angry Tweets for 2010-10-07

  • I can only blame my fart on this squeaky board im standing on for so long. πŸ™ #
  • #TotalBastardRPh Pacing and staring at me wont make your insurance company update their systems faster. #
  • Targets commercial about their Pharmacists makes me want to quit the profession. #
  • #TotalBastardRPh Im sure your Dr would like to know how absolutely loaded you are right now. #
  • #TotalBastardRPh If your loaded ass wanders in the parking lot and gets splattered, it would make my day. #
  • #TotalBastardRPh you hanging on your 'girl' tells me that you're either insecure or shes a whore. #
  • #TotalBastardRPh you making out with your 'girl' tells me that I'll need some prenatal vits in stock soon. #
  • #TotalBastardRPh Crazy faith-healer woman is here to pick up her meds. Yes, I know the irony is killing you. #
  • It amuses me to see Dr's and Nurses post about how they hate the insurance companies when WE deal with them 99% of our day. #
  • #TotalBastardRPh "d/c ace-i d/t persistant cough, use cozaar" Sure, its the ace-i and not the 4 cigs the dude chain-smoked outside #