Angry Tweets for 2010-10-17

  • I wonder how much doctor/nurse time has been saved by pharmacists giving flu shots #
  • Heh, there is @drugmonkey and @drugmonkeyblog. One is a pharmacist and the other is a research scientist. I think they should fight it out #
  • It smells like a mixture of BO, Old spice, and cig smoke in here. #
  • I love it when my tech and I look at hoochie-dressing pre-teens and judge on how many kids they will have by 20. #
  • It must be rough as an ER doc just dealing with crackheads and ppl who use the ER as their primary care #

Angry Tweets for 2010-10-16

  • I've been here for 10 mins and already I want to slam my face into the counter. #
  • Power work on wednesday, store will be without power. Scrambling for a generator.. πŸ™ When it rains it pours. #
  • "I KEEP ON URINATING" "well, do you drink a lot of fluids?" "ONLY A POT OF COFFEE! I NEED SOMETHING OTC TO MAKE ME STOP PEEING!"*headdesk* #
  • Medical professionals are the babysitters of society. #
  • "I NEED SOMETHING TO MOVE MY BOWELS! I HAVENT POOPED IN 3 DAYS!" "Are you eating anything?" "IM ON A LIQUID DIET!" *bangimdead* #
  • When I get old and senile (if I live that long, doubtful) I want to be a burden on everyone. #
  • My diet since wednesday night has consisted of coffee, a few beers, and a few pieces of halloween candy πŸ™ #
  • Oh sure, park your fat ass in your sitter/walker right in the middle of the main lane of the store. #
  • Glad to see that @burbdoc is alive #
  • eRx I just recieved – Lantus: use 10 ml qd hs ud. #
  • Oh, Liberty Medical? Fuck you and fuck the Quaker Oats man who says "Test Often" #
  • Line from a "Nurse" (to me) "This is so easy even a pharmacist could do it". I had her crying as I found out she was a STUDENT NA! HAHA! #
  • My techs dont answer the phone as pharmacists, so why should NA's call themselves "Nurses"? #
  • NA = Nursing Assistant. Its the nurses version of our pharmacy techs. #

Angry Tweets for 2010-10-15

  • Back bitches and angrier than ever. #
  • #TotalBastardRPh For being so OCD with your medication (in a neat little excel form), it doesnt help if you dont take them. #
  • Okay, so what the fuck is up with Pharmacists Month? I have gotten 0 lapdances, gifts, congrats or any thanks for my work. #
  • #TotalBastardRPh Bwahaha, PITA patient has to go mail order. Too bad, so sad! #
  • I mean whats the point of Pharmacist Month if all who celebrates it is APhA? #
  • You know when you fill an Rx and you can just tell its going to turn into a huge argument? Feel sorry for me right now. #
  • "WHAT DO YOU MEAN OCEAN NASAL SPRAY ISNT COVERED BY MY STATE AID!@#!@!@ IM CALLING MY DOCTOR RIGHT NOW!" *sigh* shoot me. #
  • Happy Pharmacists Month: The target in the middle of the "circle of patient care" #
  • Im having halloween candy and coffee as I work through my lunch hour. Im the pillar of nutrition. #
  • You know what makes me sad? Ins companies who dont cover ONE drug in documented H.Pylori workups. πŸ™ πŸ™ πŸ™ #
  • Man, I need a flu shot. My store doesn't do them so I guess I got to a chain. #
  • "FILL ALL MY MONTHLY MEDS" *wait 30 min while I fill all 20 drugs* "WHY DID YOU FILL THESE 5! I HAVE LOTS AT HOME!@#!" *sigh* #
  • #TotalBastardRPh If you paid as much attention to your health as you do to fashion, we'd see each other a lot less. #
  • #TotalBastardRPh I'd have to give an effort to get my kid to be as fat as yours. Congrats for fucking over your child's life at age 4. #
  • #TotalBastardRPh No, its your fault your child is fat. 100% your fault. Its not METABOLIC SYNDROME, its more like MCDONALDS SYNDROME. #
  • Hytrin + Midodrine? Lets give this some thought here. #

Angry Tweets for 2010-10-07

  • I can only blame my fart on this squeaky board im standing on for so long. πŸ™ #
  • #TotalBastardRPh Pacing and staring at me wont make your insurance company update their systems faster. #
  • Targets commercial about their Pharmacists makes me want to quit the profession. #
  • #TotalBastardRPh Im sure your Dr would like to know how absolutely loaded you are right now. #
  • #TotalBastardRPh If your loaded ass wanders in the parking lot and gets splattered, it would make my day. #
  • #TotalBastardRPh you hanging on your 'girl' tells me that you're either insecure or shes a whore. #
  • #TotalBastardRPh you making out with your 'girl' tells me that I'll need some prenatal vits in stock soon. #
  • #TotalBastardRPh Crazy faith-healer woman is here to pick up her meds. Yes, I know the irony is killing you. #
  • It amuses me to see Dr's and Nurses post about how they hate the insurance companies when WE deal with them 99% of our day. #
  • #TotalBastardRPh "d/c ace-i d/t persistant cough, use cozaar" Sure, its the ace-i and not the 4 cigs the dude chain-smoked outside #

Angry Tweets for 2010-10-06

  • #TotalBastardRPh Oh, Im sorry you need to jump through 1 hoop to get your drugs covered. Makes up for the 10 I need to jump through. #
  • Im going to start #RPhChat where we can say how much we hate our patients! #
  • #RPhChat Hi! If you don't know who I am, you aren't really a pharmacist. #
  • #RPhChat yes, techs and students are allowed. Hatred towards patients spans all genres of pharmacy #
  • #RPhchat FIRST TOPIC. Cellphones use while consulting/annoying ringtones/New iPhone while on state aid/etc DISCUSS! #
  • #TotalBastardRPh OMGOMGOMG IT HAS OP INSTEAD OF OC!!@@ PANIX!!@# #
  • #TotalBastardPCP "OP's (new Oxycontin Formulation): Sorting out the legit vs the crackheads since 2010" #
  • God dammit. #TotalBastardRPh not #TotalBastardPCP #
  • #TotalBastardRPh I dont tell you how to sit around and screw, so dont tell me how to do my job. #
  • #TotalBastardRPh Yes, the reformulation of Oxycontin was to curb abuse and NOT extend their patent. No sir, not at all. #
  • Does @kevinmd actually see patients or does he wake up, put his white coat on, and sit on his computer all day. #
  • #TotalBastardRPh Talk louder on your cell phone. The people across the street want to hear your drama #
  • #TotalBastardRPh arguing with me about refills on a C-2 isnt going to change the law. No, I dont care if you are the doctor. #
  • #TotalBastardRPh getting yelled at by a 1st year medical resident is like getting bitched out by a pharm intern. #
  • #TotalBastardRPh Pitch a fit about getting narcs early and get a FREE narc report sent to all of your doctors! ORDER NOW! #
  • #RPhChat most of my medicaid pts have better clothes than me. That blows. #
  • Wow, I didnt realize Ketamine had such a short half-life. #
  • People with a wandering eye really freak me out. #
  • #TotalBastardRPh "YOU MEAN I WAITED 5 HOURS IN THE ER FOR SOME OTC IMMODIUM?!?" bwahahahahaha!! YUP! #

Angry Tweets for 2010-10-05

  • If it wasnt for coffee this morning, there would be casulties. #
  • If you are going to wear pajama pants in public, make sure you clean the piss dribble off of the front. #
  • Hear that rustle outside? Thats the collective sigh of every pharmacist right now. #
  • Happy Pharmacist Month. You get your celebration choice of eating or peeing, not both. #
  • Hey look! The guy who wanted his dope early for "Vacation" has magically "LOST" all of his Rx's! #
  • #TotalBastardRPh For having a vicodin "allergy" you sure do take it a lot. #
  • Nothing pisses me off more than people mosying along where im working. WALK WITH A FUCKING PURPOSE! #
  • Its monday and busy. If you are going to run me over then do it with a purpose. My tech and I cant work around airheaded spacy wandering. #
  • #TotalBastardRPh "*cue whiny voice* I didnt know my card expired!!!!! Why did nobody tell me!!!!" Its printed on the fucking front. #
  • #TotalBastardRPh If concieving kids was as complicated/involved as insurance companies/PBM's, the world would be a much better place. #
  • The person who coined the phrase "There is no stupid question" OBVIOUSLY has not worked retail pharmacy #
  • You pitched a fit in the store, xfer'd all your shit to walmart, and now you want back? Its payback time honey, bend over and spread em. #
  • HAHAHA she wants her stuff at Walgreens now. They get a fruit-basket this xmas for taking her off my hands. #
  • With how stupid a lot of diabetics on insulin are, Im shocked that there isnt a TON of deaths from insulin misuse. #
  • I want to see an armed robbery where the robber demands Metformin and Atenolol. PUT THEM IN THE BAG RIGHT NOW! IM SERIOUS! #
  • Why does the coffee shop barista get a tip-jar but your pharmacist doesnt. Dont we do basically the same thing? #
  • #TotalBastardRPh pretending to be my friend isn't going to get your Rx out faster. Not talking to me will. #
  • You are way too young to mop the floors here, what the fuck are you doing with a baby! #
  • #TotalBastardRPh "There is no greater whining than that which comes from entitlement" -TAP #
  • #TotalBastardRPh "The OP's give me a headache" really means "Nobody will buy these fucking OPs! They want the OCs!" #
  • Wait, so you are calling in your own refills and you work for the Dr's office? Try again sweetie. #

Angry Tweets for 2010-10-02

  • Happy Pharmacists Month! Give him/her a hug after you scream at him for something he/she has no control over! #
  • #RXsRLikeSex The $4 jobbers have the same end result as the $100 jobbers. #
  • I'd say you have a Lasix addiction problem, but since your legs are weeping fluid on my floor I approve of your addiction. #
  • I want to send someone an autographed frame printout of my site. @BurbDoc would you hang it up in your office.. πŸ™‚ #
  • Most awesome thing I've seen: Scrotal Edema. Thats right, it was like a fucking waterballoon!!! #
  • Calling walmart is like having sex w/o condom. It all seems okay, but down the road you may get more than you barganed for. #
  • I hereby introduce #totalbastardRPh – Use, abuse, enjoy. #
  • #totalbastardRPh Im sorry if I dont believe your story, the pages of VICODIN/SOMA/VALIUM tell me you're a liar. #
  • #totalbastardRPh See me ignoring your story? Thats because im looking up at what other store you got your narcs filled yesterday at. #
  • #totalbastardRPh If you want a 'consultation' to ask if you have refills on your dope the price /will/ go up. #
  • #totalbastardRPh You want your refills RIGHT NOW yet the old bottles you brought in are still full. #
  • #totalbastardRPh Your insurance says your twat is not worth trade-name MetroGel. I think it needs a bug-bomb more than anything. #
  • #totalbastardRPh Why dont you take your earphones out of your ears when im explaining how to give your fuck-trophys amox #
  • #RXsRLikeSex sometimes you just need to insert it rectally. #
  • #totalbastardRPh You getting pregnant is a testament to the wonders of alcohol #
  • #RXsRLikeSex I agree it should be free, but sometimes you need to pay for it. #
  • #totalbastardRPh Wait, the moment I tell you that your vicodin can be filled tomorrow you magically have to go out of town! #
  • #totalbastardRPh You're on state aid. You dont deserve a vacation. Vacations are for people who work. Every day is a vacation for you #
  • #totalbastardRPh So, 3 months for 1 copay via mail-order was TOTALLY worth you begging me for medication because they fucked up? #
  • #totalbastardRPh I cant take your BP, I dont have an elephant cuff. Yes, your arms are like elephants. #
  • #RXsRLikeSex Sometimes its a total waste of time for all involved. #
  • I dispensed 5300 methadone last month. Hot damn! #
  • #totalbastardRPh Your tit tattoo looks trashy. Oh, par for the course with your lack of teeth and oral hygene. #
  • Doctors: Thank you for making little arrows and symbols indicating dosage changes. Keeps me from guessing! #
  • #totalbastardRPh Oh, you're pregnant again? What race is this one going to be this time? #
  • Halloween: Allowing women to dress like slutty whores guilt-free since 1700. #
  • Halloween: Allowing closet-trannies to dress up like the women they wish they were guilt-free since 1700 #
  • #totalbastardRPh "All My Meds" is stupid for "I hope you accidently fill my vicodin 3 days early" #
  • #totalbastardRPh Listen, your MD wrote for you to STFU, therefore shut your fucking trap. I dont care about your fucked-up drama-laden life #
  • This goofy fuck is whining how /everything/ should be covered because he was assaulted. Pox to the guy who failed to assault him more. #
  • Just walked away mid-consultation because the bitch wouldn't stop texting. Now she looks all confused and stupid. #
  • #totalbastardRPh I realize that Logic and Complex Thoughts are your kryptonite. I'm sorry. #
  • #totalbastardRPh The expiration date of your coverage is on your card. Stop yelling that its MY fault that YOU didnt know this. #
  • #totalbastardRPh Your sob story is just that. YOUR sob story, doesn't involve me. #
  • #totalbastardRPh You got this Rx today?!? Did you store it wadded up in your ass? #

Angry Tweets for 2010-10-01

  • When you bring in a stack of hard copies, dont ask me in 5 min if they are ready yet. #
  • "THATS FOR MY FOOT PAIN NOT MY BACK PAIN" "How about the pain of my boot up your ass?" #
  • Precriptions are like sex, nobody likes to pay for it. #
  • Hey douchebag, no matter how many times you ask for your hard copies back, vicodin isnt magically going to appear. #
  • No, you cannot take "1/2" of an Effexor XR. No, you cant count the beads inside and only take half. Yes, this will help your OCD. *sigh* #
  • Prescription (bottles) are like sex. Its frustrating when you cant pop the top. (ok, that was a stretch) #
  • Aw buttfuck, I have a real PITA yeller patient out front and I need to deliver some bad news. So not in the mood for an argument. #
  • *sigh* Im so done for today. #
  • Oh god dammit, I dont need a Levaquin-while-on-dialysis question after getting done with an asshat. #
  • Yelling at me over $4 worth of OTC tylenol. Welcome to America – Land of the Free – Home of the what-do-you-mean-i-have-to-pay-for-that!!!! #
  • The only people who are "Free" in this country are the people who have scammed the government to pay for their lives. #
  • Even the most crooked, thieving CEO has to get his ass out of bed, put his pants on, and go into work (as well as pay /some/ income tax). #
  • Beer to the first MD who puts "asshat" in a chart note. #