- Today blew balls. #
Monthly Archives: November 2010
Angry Tweets for 2010-11-29
Angry Tweets for 2010-11-28
- Would blowing up a full Walmart on Black Friday be the computer equivalent of "Right-Click -> Empty Trash"? #
- Im half thinking of doing a Podcast with @Drugmonkey every other month on 'the state of pharmacy'. ie: us getting drunk and rambling. #
- Sirius/xm is playing dubstep. Just shoot me #
- I think this mcdonalds employee is loaded out of her skull. Got my order right though #
Angry Tweets for 2010-11-27
- Reading @drugmonkey 's book. Going to give it 1 star on amazon for not giving me an honorable mention. #
- I will say that I am not Fly like a G6, but people want me like the Watson 349's #
Angry Tweets for 2010-11-26
- My text to my friend: If you dont get absolutely trashed today you have done the pilgrims a disservice. Response: Yessir! #
- So at work I'm going to cave in to the "Spirit of Giving". Like giving your vicodin refill thrown at your face. #
- Why do the nastiest/ugliest/most repulsive people always get prescriptions for Viagra/et al, condoms, and some random benzo? #
- Maybe If I make a condom out of fentanyl patch material these idiots would actually use them. #
- I think while really drunk tonight I'm going to rewrite the "12 days of Xmas" to the "12 days of Crackhead" #
- Dreading Monday. Considering bringing a flask to work with an Rx label on it stating "LIQUID SANITY" #
- I wonder if my mom is going to cut herself this year and expect me to suture it up so she wont have to leave dinner. :\ #
Angry Tweets for 2010-11-25
- I must of heard every damn excuse to get narcs early today. Fucking crackheads give me hemorrhoids. #
- The people who show up at 6pm day before thanksgiving wanting refills are the same ppl who buy a frozen turkey thanksgiving morning #
- #thankful My facebook/website/twitter peeps (I love you all), my loving and very patient wife, my wonderful daughter, booze, booze, booze. #
- Im especially #thankful for the FDA pulling Darvocet since I have 1500 FUCKING TABLETS THAT I CANT DISPENSE NOR RETURN. #
Angry Tweets for 2010-11-24
- No. Soma and vicodin are not used as turkey stuffing. Go away crackhead. #
- My lunch is more important than you, your life, or the bullshit sob story you are currently emitting in my direction #
- Santa needs to bring this fucker some brains or a quick death. I'd deal with a glass of stfu even. #
- If I were an md, I would refuse to associate with WalMart. #
- Hung up on once and just ringing now. Walmart, the phone system low price leader #
- There are 5 rxs waiting and I put my foot down and are taking a much needed shit break. I hear whining but I don't care. #
- #pharmacymath The more words you tell me the less I believe them #
- If this turf had WATSON or DAN or OC on the side someone would lie to me to consume it early. #
- Uh turf = turd. Fucking iPhone ruined my joke #
- Why is CASH a 4-letter word in pharmacy? #
Angry Tweets for 2010-11-21
- I just bought @drugmonkey book. You should too. SUPPORT PHARMACY BLOGGERS! Search amazon for Drugmonkey #
- I kinda want to write a book now: "Rants from The Angry Pharmacist – An insiders look at why you make your pharmacist a raging alcoholic" #
- Pharmacy patients – Putting the Burbon in the coffee of pharmacists across America since the 1800's. #
- What!?? They pulled Placebocet and Darvon off the market? JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST I HAVE LIKE 3 FULL FUCKING BOTTLES HERE. God dammit. š #
- This fucking refill center wants the Gauge Size for insulin syringes? Lets waste more of my time shall we? #
- I wrote "12" in big black sharpie and faxed it back, lets see if they get the joke. #
- Great, the obnoxious methadone cokehead asshole just walked in talking to himself loudly. Im about to tell him to stfu with my fucking boot #
- This guy wont shut the fuck up. I so want to inject a syringe full of Narcan in him just so he has a reason to fucking open his mouth. #