- My text to my friend: If you dont get absolutely trashed today you have done the pilgrims a disservice. Response: Yessir! #
- So at work I'm going to cave in to the "Spirit of Giving". Like giving your vicodin refill thrown at your face. #
- Why do the nastiest/ugliest/most repulsive people always get prescriptions for Viagra/et al, condoms, and some random benzo? #
- Maybe If I make a condom out of fentanyl patch material these idiots would actually use them. #
- I think while really drunk tonight I'm going to rewrite the "12 days of Xmas" to the "12 days of Crackhead" #
- Dreading Monday. Considering bringing a flask to work with an Rx label on it stating "LIQUID SANITY" #
- I wonder if my mom is going to cut herself this year and expect me to suture it up so she wont have to leave dinner. :\ #
