- I would love it if a doctor wrote a rx for "A boot to the teeth qid". #
- "Holistic" and "Doctor" should not be in the same sentence. #
- I'm amazed at how much bullshit voodoo you can sell to people just because you have "MD" after your name. #
- Im going to use my PharmD to pimp out a new pelvic realignment treatment. It involves my foot readjusting your pelvis. It even cures HIV! #
- Wine makes me an angry drunk. Well, more angry than usual. #
