- Tech: "You wouldn't say Lantuii, its 2 bottles of lantus, you wouldnt say 15 cozaars" Me: "WHERE ARE MY 60 VICODANS!" Tech: Touche' #
- Awww skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet! #
- Oh the 5th day of Crackmas my pharmy gave to me, 5 VIKE-O-DAAAAAAAAANS! #
- I have the 12 days of Crackmas written. Be afraid, be very afraid. #
- Got "Twas the night before Crackmas" written too. #