Angry Tweets for 2010-12-31

  • HURRY PLEBS! ASK FOR ALL YOUR REFILLS RIGHT NOW(TM) BECAUSE YOUR CARD EXPIRES TOMORROW! HURRY HURRY! #
  • Hi! Regardless of what you tell me, there is no "standing order for antibiotics" in retail pharmacy. #
  • Pt: "Oh just fill it my doctor gave me a standing order" Me: "Then why did he circle 0 refills?" #
  • Should my weapon of choice for the 1st be a hatchet, a meat hook, a sharpened counting spatula or a ball-peen hammer #
  • Your elaborate story about losing your meds isnt as good when im staring at the note that your insurance expires on 1/1/11 #
  • 4th pt today whining about lost/stolen/vacation early fills. Gee, maybe you shouldn't of dropped the ball mr no-insurance as of 1/1/11 #
  • Dear Doctor: Face it, you dont decide what drug the patient gets – their insurance does. You can want until your head explodes. #
  • I realize that your insurance wont pay for a bra, but tits sagging around your waist is just fucking disgusting. #
  • Wait, your insurance expires in 2 days and you're screaming at me because you can't get a 90 day supply filled "RIGHT NOW" (too early)? #
  • Your tears wont magically put in an early fill prior-auth and have it approved RIGHT NOW. They have a better chance of curing cancer. #
  • I think I'm going to get Taco Bell tonight. Ive been way too kind on my GI tract lately. #
  • Oh yeah, Taco bell and a mag citrate from work. Time for history to repeat itself! #
  • Wow, I need to get on MediCal so I can afford a new Benz. (Yes, its his, i asked him) #

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