Angry Tweets for 2010-12-20

  • I would love it if a doctor wrote a rx for "A boot to the teeth qid". #
  • "Holistic" and "Doctor" should not be in the same sentence. #
  • I'm amazed at how much bullshit voodoo you can sell to people just because you have "MD" after your name. #
  • Im going to use my PharmD to pimp out a new pelvic realignment treatment. It involves my foot readjusting your pelvis. It even cures HIV! #
  • Wine makes me an angry drunk. Well, more angry than usual. #

Angry Tweets for 2010-12-18

  • Penis Friday. Or should I say "RTS my viagra because I didnt know it was going to be $50 for the 3rd month in a row" Friday #
  • Penis Friday. Or should I say "Holy shit my wife isn't worth that much to nail" Friday. #
  • Whenever I see a crackhead approach the counter, I want to play the "Price is Right" song. #
  • Oh yeah, my site is back up. Hammering the pharm-tech schools for fun and profit! #
  • Nothing better than in the middle of eating taco truck at the counter some cat-piss smelling slob walks up and gasses me out. #
  • My new tech from tech-school: What the fuck is ECASA? E-Kasa? Thats not in my book! 15k dollars ladies and gentlemen! #

Angry Tweets for 2010-12-16

  • Prometh with codeine needs to be shipped in 55 gallon drums for the holiday season. #
  • Hey @PASlave, can I compound 'sizzurp' and bill their insurance? Dx: Taste of Prometh/Codeine makes them gag. #
  • If you calling in an Rx is like pulling teeth, maybe you shouldn't be calling in prescriptions. #
  • Phrases I dont like to hear when you are calling in an Rx: "Hey *other clueless idiot in office* does this look like *drug* to you?" #
  • Guy just came in wearing a t-shirt with a pic of his face with the words "Real Nigga" under it. Wow. More like "Real Idiot" #
  • The California narcotic reporting system (CURES) is like Santa, or Jesus. He knows where you've been and if you're naughty. #
  • If the doc checks "one refill" box but you took it upon yourself to give yourself "3" then you get 0 and a boot from us and your doc. #
  • When we're at work, I shall call you Dr. Once we are not at work, you shall be called by your first name like every other idiot out there. #
  • 15 transfers, none have refills, and you want to wait for them. Would be nice if your ins paid me more than $2 above my cost. #
  • Whoo! @drugmonkey and I got published in a real scientific journal! To the writers: try working in the trenches. #
  • Im stoked that I got published, but pissed that @drugmonkey is #1 in the pharmacy blog world. #
  • This article states that @drugmonkey is #1 but I'm the most influential. What the fuck? #
  • My server is full of fail. New one come quickly please! 🙁 #
  • Oh, looks like twitter isn't updating my facebook statuses now. Wonderful. #
  • The irony of my last tweet being the second one all day posted to facebook is amusing. #

Angry Tweets for 2010-12-03

  • Jesus, my latest website rant pimped @drugmonkey 's book so much you would think we were sleeping together. #
  • Heh, people are unfollowing me because I'm "too offensive". Official thoughts about this @Burbdoc? #
  • New rant up on the site. I rip on California pharm-tech programs and why they are a waste of money. #

Angry Tweets for 2010-12-03

  • If you go to the ER and get an Rx, then wait 1.5 months to fill that Rx, you should be billed the full amount of the ER visit. #
  • You can plan a fucking vacation but you are incapable of calling in your refills TWO DAYS before you are out. Outstanding. #
  • Tech school called asking if we take externs, i said "I have my hands full babysitting patients, dont need your students too" #
  • You cant have your cake and eat it too you ungrateful fuck. Take your FREE pills paid for by the state and be happy. #
  • I overheard you in line saying you are going xmas shopping after this, so why the fuck are you telling me you have "no money" to pay copays #
  • This woman looks like a clown contestant for the biggest loser show that was raped in the face by an Avon lady. #
  • Enter witty tweet about the general stupidity of society here. #