Angry Tweets for 2010-12-02

  • My crackhead fight idea was pretty damn good. We could also do it with OC Oxycontin (complete with complementary pill crusher!) #
  • Fuuuuuck its the first. FUCK. I hate the first. Lets see who's not covered, whats not covered, and how this is all MY fault. #
  • Rosa parks said no to giving up her seat, and would say NO to an early vicodin refill. #
  • "Maam, do you have a toddler I can explain this to? You just aren't getting it" #
  • #ICD348 FUCKOFF Idiots love to wait until I get all 10 of their Rx's billed and filled b4 presenting an insurance card and 90d sup demand #
  • I wonder if any other profession has a ball-busting day of shit-thats-not-my-problem-yet-you-make-me-fix-it like pharmacy does. #

Angry Tweets for 2010-12-01

  • I don't give a fuck about your norco, baby daddy, or "fixed income". I'm just here to make sure these pills don't kill you. #
  • I'm going to shove that cell phone so far up your ass your baby-daddy will be talking to your stomach if you don't hang up while consulting #
  • What I hear: "So whut happined wuz" *click* "blah blah blah, lie lie lie, excuse excuse excuse" #
  • On glucophage 250 daily and MD wants BS testing 5 times daily. I'll have the MD pay for those test strips and see if he still wants 5/day #
  • Its pretty sad when a patients "Caregiver" also has a "Caregiver". Does that make the Caregivers Caregiver a GrandCaregiver? #
  • HAHA This paid-for-by-the-state "Caregiver" a welfare patient is also on welfare herself. Wow, the blind leading the deaf. #
  • ONE METHADONE PRESRIPTION – TWO METHADONE PATIENTS – ONE OCTAGON! WATCH CRACKFIGHTS LIVE ON PPV! (SPONSORED BY WATSON PHARMA) #