- Been here for 5 min's and already filled 500 vicodin ES. Today is going to be rough. #
- I have my wood-chipper all gas and lubed up ready for the new year! #
- I resolve to be less of an asshole in 2011………. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YEAH RIGHT!! #
- Now what CYP150 inhibitor can I take to prolong my drunkness tonight #SUPA NERD #
- Hi keypad! Please move the 1 away from the 4! CYP450! #
- Im suprised that @pharmtech96 only has 100 followers. Shes angry enough to be my tech. #
- "Nurse" called in 20 meds, then wanted me to read them all back to her. Yeah, right, just fax me the discharge sheet and be done with it. #
- Walgreens gets the prize for the "Hold Time Leader" #
- Hey fucktard, the radio is for OUR listening, not for YOUR personal American Idol. #
- I should get "You graduated from a tech school, you should know this" on an auto-repeating boombox. I say it 10 times a day. #
- Oh, he was #1 in his class too. #
- I love how tech schools say they are doing us a favor by giving us "free externs" that we need to babysit. #
- Hey WAG, where are my fucking copies? Oh? You're busy? Well your staffing is not my fucking problem. #
- To all the new peeps following me: Congratulations! You're about to see how much pharmacy blows donkey dick! #
- Off to one of many parties. So dont feel like going out tonight. Happy new year everyone! May your viagra last less than 4 hours! #
- 80mg of Pepcid and 8mg of Zofran on-board. Time to rock and roll. #
- Party time halted. Cannot find shoes. #
- Also cannot find suture kit and med bag. No point in going to the ER tonight since they will be SWAMPED. I go to rockin parties 🙂 #
