- Oh snap! Your coverage expired! Oh, its somehow my fault because I didnt tell you it was expiring when it was ON YOUR FUCKING CARD. #
- See, I enjoy helping people, but I hate being your mother/father/only responsible person in your entire life. #
- I think next crackhead who tries to rob us I'm going to duct tape him to a chair and see what 50cc's of Narcan does to him. #
- Uppity pt: "GIVE ME A COPY OF THE RX SO MY NURSING STUDENT DAUGHTER CAN TELL ME IF ITS DONE CORRECTLY" Welcome to pharmacy folks. #
- To hell with migrane proph. Just keep on throwing Imitrex at the problem. #
- No ER doc, I shall not redo all a siezure pt's meds just cuz you said so. Im going to call his neurologist. #
- Neurologist told me to disregard ER doc, he shall see pt, and thanks for looking out for him. #
- What about Friday makes people more prone to lose/get stolen their narcotics? #
- If I apply the Lancets Guidelines re: Autism then I can make a study that Vicodin use = retardation & annoyingness #
- I want to slam my face into my desk right now. #
- Im always amazed that people go to my site, then bitch because its too angry. Did you look at the URL you dipshit moron douchebags? #
- Amazing how a simple guy, with a simple website, bitching about a profession that for 95% of the time he enjoys, can be the voice of retail #
- Im also amazed that I've been doing this website gig for 5 years & have a ton of fans for a site that I created to just keep my own sanity. #
- Its humbling because I have so many fans, yet at the same time sad because almost everyone feels the same way I do. #
- My parents asked me tonight how that "angry website you make" was doing. I shrugged and said "fine". They cant comprehend the scope of it. #