- Fuck. Its monday. Shoot me. #
- Today blew donkey cock. Yes, the cock of a donkey. #
- One of my clerks is sqwaking about something dumb. I'm about ready to give her something substantial to complain about. #
- If today somehow involved my nuts being crushed in a drawer, it would be the perfect storm of clusterfuckness. #
- No, you cannot borrow our hand mirror to take to the OB next door so you can "show him something he missed". #
- Wow, if I go outside I can hear Oregon sobbing. #
