- I had a pretty good twitter day today. I made myself laugh. #
- Doctors, do not have your staff call in Rx's unless they can speak clear english. #
- I just spent the last 10 min's crowbaring out a drug name and strength from this non-english-speaking MD staff. Waste of my fucking time. #
- Purell is "Gentle enough for doctors to use throughout the day". Gee, thats a selling point. #
- Purell: Safer alternative to chopping off your hands after pt brings you used vaginal applicator. #
- Purell: When "No maam, I dont need to see that" isn't an option. #
- Purell: When you're afraid to ask why that Rx bottle is greasy. #
- Purell: Buying TAP a Rolex for all the good press he's giving you. #
- Purell: Summer, 500 lb woman, wallet in bra, need I say more? #
- Purell: No bottle is big enough when dealing with the public #
- Purell: No bottle large enough for those damp Rx's for Lomotil. #
- Purell: "Can you throw this away for me?" #
- Purell: For after you're finished "signing" that new Medco contract with your ass. #
- Since I have a bunch of doctors on here, do you really recommend Purell? #
- You know advertisements that state '3 out of 4 doctors recommend this', that 1 doctor who doesnt is @BurbDoc #
- Or that 1 doctor is Andrew Wakefield. Oh, I said Doctor, nevermind. >:) #
- I dont know why i got stuck on Purell. Oh, its the INSTITUTION SIZE JUG that I just scored. *pump pump pump* #
- Pt wants me to advance some b/c we havent heard from the Dr. She saw the SAME FUCKING Dr yesterday and got Rx's for 2 new meds. #
- Im sorry miss, but through the power invested in me by the church of pharmacology, I dub thee too dumb to exist. #
- I'm sorry maam, but the USS Gives-A-Fuck has left your port a long time ago. #
- DAW-1? BWAHAHAHHA OH COME ON DOCTOR! HAHAHAHAHA DAW-1!!! HAHAHAHA! *snort* #
- #medicaideligible Will pay cash for the Actavis brand of prometh with codeine. #
- #medicaideligible The inability to use common courtesy #
- #medicaideligible New shoes, dress, nails, hair, purse, iphone – Second hand childrens clothes and a pocketfull of Nix. #
- "All mah babies be on adderall". Well, since "all your babies" are from different daddies, guess its a problem with you. #
