Angry Tweets for 2011-01-15

  • Hooray! Its Crackhead Friday! #
  • I agree with @pokey_pineapple – Scrubs really needed a pharmacist on the show. #
  • Sorta wanna create an asshat forecast site. Login with FB/Twitter, post how assy your day was, track trends over time. #
  • Abbott, go fuck yourself for your CSR reps telling us we are distro recalled strips when the pt picked them up 4 MONTHS BEFORE THE RECALL. #
  • Wait until m Abbott Rep comes in. I hope she brought kleenex to wipe the tears from the ass-chewing im going to give her. #
  • The people who have a problem with our (med people's) tweets need to LEAVE THEIR FUCKING HOUSE and GET A JOB WORKING WITH THE PUBLIC. #
  • If you brag to me that you go to the pill-park to buy PCP, then your vicodin can be filled NOT ONE SECOND before its due. #
  • Everyone is wearing coats and this asian chick is in a sundress with HUGE AMOUNTS OF MAKEUP. $5 me holla? #
  • If you are going to smoke, make it count. Smoke crack! #
  • When we're all dead and gone, aliens will look at the content of the twitter servers and conclude that we didn't deserve to survive. #
  • Friday Fuck You to Abbott Diabetic Testing Customer Service. Thanks for throwing me under the bus to save your own fuckups. #
  • Pt: "But I'll die if I dont have my meds and I cant afford them" Me: "YOU should of thought of that before YOU let YOUR card expire." #
  • Guess I slept through that class in school where Im responsible for all aspects of your life. #
  • Im going to ask during a consult "Did you eat breakfast? Wipe your ass? Shower? Oh, no on the shower". #
  • If I had to drive 25 min's to pick up $300 worth of goods for FREE, i'd do cartwheels. #
  • But oh no, this twatmuffin decides to bitch because she has to drive ALL THE WAY BACK. Wah, you're making $300/hr #
  • And no, I didnt have to order anything, its for Insulin, 3 bottles, 10 days too early. No sig changes. #
  • I spoke with a nice med resident today. He thanked me for putting up with his patients bullshit. Sorta made my day. #
  • When I talk about a 30 day supply to a patient, I very well should be explaining Vancomycin kinetics to them. #
  • I get the same blank stare for both conversations. #

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