- Quantum Leap stole my Jeep gonna catch that fool in time. #
- Hm, my clerk has a cardiac arrythmia. Shes getting the EKG so we can play doctor here. I hope its Torsades. I love ballerinas. #
- I need a tiger pit trap-door in front of the cash registers so I can say "YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK" *kerchunk* #
- Problem is that tigers can only eat so much. Replace tigers with wood-chipper intake! #
- Next MediCal eTAR I do for vicodin I'm putting in the icd9 as 318.2 and see if they get the joke. #
- Barometer of average intellegence – Afraid that Vaccines = Autism yet its okay to smoke cigs in the house with a baby/infant/child. #
- How is @burbdoc above me on http://www.followfriday.com? This is outrageous! #
- I want @BurbDoc and I to start our own version of "Scrubs" #
- HOLY SHIT MOTHERFUCKIN CRACKHEAD WALKED IN SPORTIN A DESIGNER SNUGGIE. #
- Oh WOE IS YOU. Going on vacation tomorrow and have NO MONEY FOR YOUR EARLY FILLS. Life is tough on the state tit. #
- My tech: "I can tell how angry you are with your tweets but how hard you hit the enter key". #
