- Up way too late last night reading Wil Wheaton's (@Wilw) book. If i kill someone today Wil, you're going down with me! 😉 #
- You know how to make people stop smoking? Put an Rx label on their cigs. Guaranteed non-compliance then. #
- "You're taking 10cc's of Lantus? Hows that bottle a day treating you?" #
- Pt: "Im up all night because of my medicine!" Me: "Do you sleep during the day" Pt: "YES! But im up all night!" #
- If Oprah walked into my store, I'd turn her down for an early trade name Vicodin ES refill. #
- Almost forgot – Monday I had to administer Plan-C to the toliet. Use your imagination. #
- A concept so simple as IV vs PO Vancomycin confuses SO MANY PEOPLE. WHY?!? NEOMYCIN IS THE SAME WAY! #
- When the shit hits the fan, I hope these entitlement driven useless pieces of shit get 2 fucking scoops of humble pie. #
- Im sick of being treated like shit by ungrateful, handout-grabbing, asshole fucks who do nothing but bitch about FREE. #
- I think TOXIC MEGACOLON is a good porn star name.. Sorta.. Kinda.. #
- Im pretty angry today. Dont know why. Just pissed at the world. #
- I want to be the baseball bat to the face of society. #
- Hearing my tech-school grad tech talk about drugs is about as sad as hearing my patients talk about drugs. #
- The moment someone on state aid says "Gastric Bypass" I think "Lazy Fuck" #
- Sure, Tech-School-Grad, Paxil is for allergies. Time for a good old-fashoned "You should of fucking learned this in school" ass-chewing. #
- Pt wanted me to advance her tramadol until we hear from MD, i say no so she whips out a new Rx. #
- Why should I hold your health in any higher regard than you do? You dont care, so why should I? #
- Best name for a band: Fournier's Gangrene, Toxic Megacolon, or Stevens Johnsons Syndrome? #
