Angry Tweets for 2011-01-29

  • Shit, totally forgot that its "I NEED MAH PAIN PILLS IM IN PAIN! Friday" #crackheadfriday #
  • You lost your vicodin on Friday. Reeeeealy. You're slackin crackhead! Its not 5pm yet! #
  • "Thanks for finding out what strips were covered, Can I have my Rx back so I can go to Walmart?" <–Welcome to Retail. #
  • Head Resident just went above the head RPh of the coumadin clinic. I'll jump into this war. #
  • I feel sorta shitty for bitching about crackheads while ppl are struggling for rights. We're so spoiled here. #
  • Why are residents so timid-sounding when they call me? I usually crack a joke to lighten up the mood. #
  • I've gained enough Coffee Points to gain another level in Pharmacist. #
  • Seeing MD's decypher drug pricing makes me lol. #
  • If you know that your Rx is early, WHY ARE WE FUCKING HAVING THIS CONVERSATION! #
  • Your IQ must be above my shoe size to get an Evra or Nuvaring Rx. #
  • You're too fucking stupid to have children. You cant even figure out 3 weeks on, 1 week off. #
  • Fuckhead just had me run&fill 4rx's. Then didnt like copays so taking to walmart. I crumpled up his Rx and threw it at his face. #
  • Im so pissed. My tech not only got a lunch (I havent), Burger King AND a blowjob by his new girlfriend. Time to ruin his day. #
  • Whats awesome/sad is that I'm MORE pissed about the getting a Burger King lunch than a BJ in the parking lot! #
  • Ooh OOh OOh! Forged Rx. Im ready to taser this fucker! #
  • Fuck, no resistance, no fight, no argument. I still wanna taser this fucker. #
  • Today has bent me over, used no lube, and gave me the donkey-punch of the year. #
  • You cry to me about advancing you some while waiting for MD. I say to bring empty bottle. You bring me a FULL BOTTLE OF PILLS. *sigh* #
  • I'm going to go to the grocery store and say "I WANT ALL MY REGULAR GROCERIES FILLED" and see how well that flies. #
  • I thought Pharmacists were supposed to help people, not hold their dick as they pee. #
  • You fucking fail life, and by me bailing your ass out (yet again) I have done the gene pool a horrible disservice. #
  • If I hear one more whiny-as-fuck crackhead screech "WHEHRES MAH VICO-DANS. DEY AINT BE READY?" Im going to go on a rampage. #

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